DC Callan

Actor, improvisor, voice artiste, teacher and former man of international intrigue. @ispiedpodcast

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@TheKennyDevine @BelindaJones68 The shittest corporate Impro scene ever.

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@PokerWitch @MikeCarlton01 Please! Our senior citizens have a tough enough time without visiting this morally bankrupt bag of skin and shit on them.

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@Bookbuzzer @ajamesbragg To be fair, with Tony Abbott running the show, the LNP is nothing more than a sad case of bombast or bust.

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@ajamesbragg Whoa! It takes some cajones for you to criticise another party’s housing policy when your party was an abject failure in the sector. And the “Reds-under-the-bed” rhetoric is truly pathetic. Seriously, be better than this.

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@MikeCarlton01 @philmupp1 Worst UFC ticket ever!

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@Peter_Fitz I take delight in this as it turns Barnaby Joyce into the #auspol equivalent of the daughter in The Wreck of the Hesperus, only no one would regard Barnaby as the tragic victim in this story.

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@MikeCarlton01 I think he’s trying to resurrect Epstein.

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@MikeCarlton01 Mike, please! You don’t really think that the orange buffoon thought this through, did you? This is the perfect scenario for Xi to push the US to the edge. Brinkmanship is about to become a competitive sport, and Trump is an amateur at best. Interesting times, indeed.

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@SaiKate108 The ALP tried it in 2012 with the Mining Resource Rent Tax which would see a 30% tax on all profits made by mining companies over $75mil. The Abbott LNP government repealed it in 2014.

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@cl09648937 @MikeCarlton01 He makes mouth breathing look challenging.

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@MikeCarlton01 This makes Rumsfeld’s “unknown unknowns” look positively erudite.

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@MikeCarlton01 Well, to be fair, they are the only ones that can afford pearls to clutch.

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@colonelhogans @MikeCarlton01 Everything Paterson said after “I don’t think” is redundant.

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@elonmusk What? Like yours?

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Imagine how bad the #MelaniaMovie must be that the DOJ had to release all that #EpsteinFiles sewage to distract us from it.

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@MikeCarlton01 Happy birthday, you cantankerous old fart! Never change, be yourself, and never listen to the hoo-has and fuck-knuckles. Cheers!🥃

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@skscartoon Tell me more about how people shouldn’t bring guns to a protest.

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@ktxby “the very people who built his career, protected him at his lowest moments, and tolerated the chaos that came bundled with him”
The good voters of New England even voted for him after he was filmed lying drunk in the street. You have no-one to blame but yourselves.

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@RpsAgainstTrump And he spent the entire “ceremony” eyeing off the World Cup trophy. He’ll want that in the Bling House next.