cal pal

shrug emoji probably

[cal pal @callawebster]

make this viral I'm proud of it

[cal pal @callawebster]

@brittnaynay3 @msiUSA Obsessed Id love this

[cal pal @callawebster]

I just entered: Swifties in South Beach. https://t.co/LGqlhYqwF2

[cal pal @callawebster]

please I'd like to go to a free concert so I'm reentering X to win lol https://t.co/9jauBCJJLD

[cal pal @callawebster]

@oSplashlmao came to twitter to see what was happening glad it's not just me

[cal pal @callawebster]

flirting with a boy by reacting to each other’s BeReal’s every day

[chrismel @chrismelbz]

1 word:

eddie munson

[chris melberger @chrismelberger]

bois night 2

@electriccallboy

[Abbott Elementary @AbbottElemABC]

We agree, 13 episodes simply weren't enough... Get ready for 22 all-new episodes once #AbbottElementary premieres Sept 21!! 🎉

[🌷 ❀ azalea fairy ❀ ⁷ ☀️ @seokuva]

bear pizza 🐻🍕

[Icona @iconawrites]

Instead of calling your house “cluttered”, you can call it “studio Ghibli-inspired”.

[pj @pjayevans]

95% of the ocean is unexplored which means there could be a Kohl’s down there

[brine brain barbie🍸🥒🫒 @Kysadilla]

Hey (with the intention of asking if you’re going to eat your pickle)

[trish @ultragloss]

listening to hozier’s music isn’t enough i need to marry him

[sandra 𐙚 @folkausten]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is walk across a misty field in an unbuttoned white shirt at dawn

[eidolon @ekstasisveiled]

being a girl with very large brown eyes comes with great responsibility

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

Girls don’t want a guy with a 6 pack, girls want a guy that sends them pictures of 2 cats together and says “us”

[cal pal @callawebster]

added a boy to my close friends list cause I wanted him to see and respond to a few of the stories and he didn’t so basically I posted for nothing

[🦇🕸chelsea🕸🦇 @witch_mote]

Playing Stardew Valley isn’t enough, I need to actually make an entire small town fall in love with me.