prettylittlething.💕

will get back to this.

[Bola Montana @thebolamontana]

Good morning to the girlies who don’t have to prove to a man that they’re worthy of being his girl🥂

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

The most jealous bitch you know is a man

[reni, the resource | finance & travel @xoreniii]

I come from a family that loves me. Why would I knowingly marry into a family that doesn’t love me? 😂

[dani.⭐️ @chukwunonyerem_]

An apartment would heal me.

And no, this isn’t one of those tweets where the person already has the item before posting about it.

I genuinely don’t have the money for it yet.

But it would heal me.🫶🏽

[Deraaaa❣️💜 @purple_dera]

For my happiness, I’d believe he’s waiting for you because the food is ready and they can’t eat without you on the table.✨

[Lilyallly❤️🇬🇧 @lilyally98]

“For just touching their boobs”

This is why Nigerian men do jail when they go abroad.

Most of you are rapists

[Mum$y💋 @BigBadReni]

I was sixteen hearing you negroes talk about how they “use korede spag and Pepsi to fuck unilag babes”

This was before all these useless working class niggas started pulling up to their hostels in their cars.

You people used to leak nudes every other week and slutshame women who had consensual sex with you. Hoe story blogs were rampant that year.

I watched this shit burn down in real life. You can all lie to yourselves, you cannot lie to those of us that saw it happen in real time.

[Madelaine Hanson @MadelaineLucyH]

Idk about you but 18 year old me was not at her peak in any metric

[Lola Okunrin @lollypeezle]

It wasn’t hearsay, we saw the video. He was licking the young girl’s fingers and forcing his body on her.

He was convicted and sentenced, not just suspected. The judge saw him as someone to be sent to prison and off he went.

This is who they are giving chieftaincy title. Shocking

[D @daniellemante]

I realised sometimes that’s just their resting face, they may honestly just be watching or even admiring without realising what their faces look like.

[Dreamer @Olag0ke]

The only reason I can stand anyone being in my house for more that a few hours is love. It is a prerequisite.

[Harshhh! 🇮🇳 @Harsh_humour]

*I don't think technology will make me any lazy*

Also me when SMS OTP didn't auto fill :

[Modola🎀🎀 @Omodolapomayo]

Now that RAT say make we dey sell corn and akara, a lot of you people have been coming out to say “you people’s mother sold akara to send you to school”
I thought you people said men are the only ones providing

[mauri 🐧 @spicynugg]

idk i’ve been reading fics for like 10 years and have definitely seen writing styles like this. like pls keep in mind ai is trained off what Real People have written

[fortune yongosi @fortuneyongosi8]

"You look happier"
Thanks I don chop my savings

[yimika| @yimikaaaa]

When it comes to Saturdays, I'm either doing a million activities or bedrotting There is no in between.

[Mzsweetcakes aka Sweetz 🍭🫧 ♑️🦅🦅🦅 @Mzsweetcakes08]

Having a good day as an adult is literally:
• got paid
• ate something good
• nobody annoyed me
• went home”

[chofi @viviprncss]

Cada día me pongo más feliz que todos estemos despertando..

[prettylittlething.💕 @callfikayomi]

@abbeyResearches I dislike it, and will always prefer Google, never said I can’t use it.

[prettylittlething.💕 @callfikayomi]

I dislike anything that has to do with Microsoft, so unnecessarily complicated.

[Moe @Mochievous]

Once you send me a Teams invite, I immediately know you aren’t serious with your life, and by extension the call. So I won’t attend