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[2000s @PopCulture2000s]

to this day i think i could clear these

[Cal @callie_mrry]

where would we be without men showing us their silly little YouTube videos

[Emily Rand @wmilyrand]

one of my favorite parts of the day is when I get home and sit in the car for twenty minutes thinking and gnawing on my bottom lip

[Cal @callie_mrry]

when my husband is 10 feet away in the other room

[cassie @cassiee1919]

“are you okay?” no he lives too far away

[Sok-It @javasok]

“If you didn’t drink coffee you’d be less anxious” ok I won’t be doing that but thank you

[Blue Ivy’s Sunglasses @KingLouie8th]

If anyone needs a little motivation today, call [phone].

It’s a school project where kindergarteners give you a pep talk.

It’s so cute 🥹😅. And it’s automated!

[trash jones @jzux]

your honor, would the jury still convict my client if she were a worm?

[Michelle Strowhiro @strowhiro]

Cinderella is a movie about contract interpretation, negotiation, & breach.

A #lawtwitter 🪡 🧵:

[Big Tucson Dad @BigTucsonDad]

*every phone in the court room buzzes at the same time*

Judge: ok we’re going to break for 5 minutes so we can ⚠️BeReal⚠️ and then come back to hear closing arguments

[pj @pjayevans]

roombas should go 50 mph

[Andy @aannnnddyyyy]

Attention USA #GreatBritishBakeOff fans: Mexican week really is THAT bad

[Anthony Michael Kreis, FRHistS @AnthonyMKreis]

So, @TheOnion filed an amicus brief before the Supreme Court in defense of parody under the First Amendment… and it’s exactly what you’d expect. https://t.co/1JFfSqUJFA

[ely kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl]

can’t believe NONE of my friends have texted me today when i ignore their texts constantly

[Themperor Kennedée🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedytcooper]

The existence of a Chicago style hot dog implies the existence of an MLA style hot dog

[trash jones @jzux]

babe are you okay you’ve hardly touched your critical thinking skills

[gigi @420insidejob]

i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages

[˗ˋˏ*̣̩⋆̩ 𝚍𝚎𝚕𝚊𝚗𝚒𝚎 ⋆̩*̣̩ˎˊ˗ @FrickinDelanie]

what if we kissed in front of the jreature

[MisterMoveAround. @scamron_giles]

I do it, still just don’t understand what imma do to stop a Camry from packing us both up

[Baylor University @Baylor]

What are the most trusted universities in America?

According to a new national survey, the top 10 includes Johns Hopkins, Duke, Stanford, Harvard -- and Baylor. #SicEm

📰: https://t.co/SMeewtWwcH