callie

i like to think i’m funny

[Anthony Trucco @anthonytrucco]

Somebody please tell me why this works so well

[my uncle’s meme stash @myunclesmemes]

Nah, I’m good.

[T-Rex 🦖 @twrecks870]

rt if your significant other is the finest piece of ass you know

[Wendy’s @Wendys]

You have $4 to spend on the perfect lunch

$92 frozen beef gotta thaw
$15 ice cream machine broke
$87 won't respond to your mixtape
$90 busy clownin' around
$4 4 for $4
$78 more bread than beef tbh
$500 pretend they're switching to fresh beef, but it's only in a couple burgers

[callie @callieehend]

the only time i’ve actually been to @Wendys was in aruba to use the free wifi. how do you feel about that

[callie @callieehend]

if you’ve never done the dice roll have you even been to a club

[callie @callieehend]

have you even done the leg guitar

[callie @callieehend]

you know the macarena got too lit at the elementary school dances on friday nights

[callie @callieehend]

me at work when i bring in my own food

[callie @callieehend]

why do people like marshmallows so much i’m confused

[callie @callieehend]

who is jacob sartorius hm @jacobsartorius https://t.co/DzkymGN5aA

[Mason Ramsey @masonramsey]

Heyyyy good lookin'

[callie @callieehend]

me crafting a tweet like

[callie @callieehend]

mErCh

[callie @callieehend]

oh i’m sorry did i flEx on yoU

[callie @callieehend]

@celinavanhyning @NCommentarys @Jeneacampbell_ oh god

[chase @chasekeithhh]

when you make a vine reference and your friend doesn’t understand it