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[Callie @callielan]

Bert is insistent on keeping the tea kettle. I asked her the last time she used it and for a while she couldn’t think of the last time. Then she goes “Jello shots!” I’ve never been so proud to be her daughter

[Jonah Furman @JonahFurman]

Chauvin is the 7th on-duty cop to be convicted of murder since 2005, out of around 15,000 police killings in that time.

[Page @octo_page]

Teaching today was brutal. My first class of the day is a normally radiant & full-of-life 6th grade class. Today was heavy. We talked about Adam and being 13. Here's their collective poem

[Callie @callielan]

Me: “Anyone who marries a Lanning is nuts”
Mom: “Better tell Mike that”

[Liam Stack @liamstack]

I do not know what kind of creature this is but I identify with it very strongly https://t.co/hAijg6p6nm

[Callie @callielan]

How unimportant I am at my current job:
1. I don’t even have my email set up on my phone
2. I’ve never been involved in a meeting
3. My boss just called me Keri

[Callie @callielan]

I’m just gonna say it. Easter is dumb

[Callie @callielan]

My issue is with calling this All Stars yet the cast includes Jonna and Jemmye. They might be OGs but they’re not All Stars. How can there be an “All Star” cast with Laurel, Cara Maria, Bananas, Wes, CT, etc? All Star implies best of the best...which these are not

[The Challenge @TheChallenge]

🚨 Here are the UNFORGETTABLE OG All Stars Returning To The Challenge 🙌 https://t.co/zV1zayleP4

[Callie @callielan]

This is how much I don’t know about @marchmadness

[Callie @callielan]

All caught up and beyond obsessed

[Callie @callielan]

I’m going with #summerhouse

[Callie @callielan]

I was today years old when I learned it’s “quote, unquote” not “quote on quote”

[Callie @callielan]

@TommmyBear At Morning and Post Morning

[Callie @callielan]

@IMDb Now and then

[Callie @callielan]

@cjnowlen It’s not even that hard to remember!!! The pronunciation of “breathe” make an E sound. So that’s the one that gets the E at the end

[carol @cjnowlen]

AGAIN, PEOPLE:

Breath - the noun. The air the comes out of your lungs.

Breathe - the verb. The act of pushing air in and out of your lungs.

Y'all need a dictionary

[Callie @callielan]

🎶 I got my pilot’s license last week, just like we always talked about 🎶

[808s & Car Shakes @808andCarShakes]

Ludacris got his pilot’s license 🙌🏾

[Melissa Milner @melissabmilner]

As I grieve the sudden death of my husband, my students warm my heart. #grief #love #loss