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[callie kaul @calliepeno]

if someone had access to my google search history the last 24 hours RE: tornados I would be the laughing stock of MI

[dani @kordeilogy]

The way Rihanna can open the show with a NANANANANA COME ON or a MAMASEMAMASEMAMAKUSA or a BUMBUMBEDMBUMBUMBEDUMBUM

[Jay @idek_tb]

“Aye we gotta check out by 10”

me at 9:51:

[out of context hannah montana @OCHannahMontana]

Congrats Messi

[callie kaul @calliepeno]

“woah did you stick your hand in an electrical socket” my dad, after I air dried my hair today

[Ryan Case @film114]

I’m never in more of a fugue state than when someone is reading aloud the instructions to a board game.

[Dr. Nicole LePera @Theholisticpsyc]

Train your mind to think:

“how can I give value?”

rather than: “what’s in it for me?”

and watch your life change.

[eden is online @peedenisonline]

god sends his funniest battles to his silliest billies

[callie kaul @calliepeno]

💀

[callie kaul @calliepeno]

it took me almost two hours to make a tik tok........I miss vine

[Chris Stephens @ChrisStephensMD]

When I pack too much for a short trip.

[callie kaul @calliepeno]

🤍 @BamBam_04

[Anne Sundell @anne_sundell]

eat at a table in my own home? what am i? a sim??

[Glennon Doyle @GlennonDoyle]

please don't protest the laws we made about your bodies at our homes because our homes are private and they belong to us.

[brent @murrman5]

love the vet. love to hear the staff keep saying “the patient” and it’s a lizard.

[Reyna Biddy @DearYouFromWe]

eventually you grow out of doing things to please others. you grow out of over committing to plans when you know you don't have it in you to be social. you stop trying your hardest to prove your worth--in hopes of not being forgotten or in hopes that you leave a good impression.

[callie kaul @calliepeno]

wait guys @TheUltimatum is so messy i’m in tears

[andy @heyitsandy_]

took my own lunch to work and didn’t buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[callie kaul @calliepeno]

me to me, last night: alright tomorrow is april fools. trust nothing.

also me, first thing this morning: omg wow the northern lights are visible in LA tonight???? amazing

[callie kaul @calliepeno]

something to be truly proud of…….thank you spotify