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[Jamie Smart @jamiesmart]

🥳Bunny Vs Monkey: THE GREAT BIG GLITCH is out TODAY!
🫠 Book ten in the BESTSELLING COMIC SERIES, this one’s a mind-bending, reality-warping, fart-filled EPIC! 🔥Perfect for kids of all ages, available EVERYWHERE!
💖Wanna win a signed copy? RT this tweet and I’ll pick at random!

[The Government Inspector @Govt_Inspector]

Big. Prescient. Funny. Fun. Relevant. Irreverent. Chaotic.

Tickets are on sale now NOW at https://t.co/SNu1o8shWX.

At the @marylebonetheatre for a limited season from 3 May to 15 June 2024.

#theatre #londontheatre #westend #offwestend #thegovernmentinspector #nikolaigogol

[michael sheen 💙 @michaelsheen]

The Assembly review – Michael Sheen is grilled by 35 neurodivergent young people … and it’s pure TV joy | Television | The Guardian https://t.co/saW6p5rWA1

[ATP Tour @atptour]

The Tour: A Reality Show 📺

52 seasons in the making, a look at the lives and loves of 'professional' tennis players as they serve nothing but drama, attitude and aces… 🎾

#TheTour #GameServeDrama

[Jo @callimonile]

@arrivatheshires my daughter is currently waiting for the 300 school bus to get home from school. 40 minutes late and counting…… really not good enough.

[Jo @callimonile]

@adhik_Joshi @InternetH0F Same and so can my daughter. Not sure if it’s a genetic thing or if she just trained herself because she was copying me 😂

[Jo @callimonile]

@Craig_Tonge @OctopusEnergy @g__j The biggest numbers will be those who use a lot normally I expect - if you’re a low energy user it’s difficult to cut back by much. 🤷‍♀️

[Jo @callimonile]

@OctopusEnergy please ask your CS reps to listen before blaming the customer. The reason I’ve not received an electricity bill for 3 months is not because I “didn’t read the T&Cs”properly. Very frustrating interaction.

[Jo @callimonile]

@Louladispare @PersonalGenius @TitPostLeft @KillerMartinis Head lice are gross and annoying but compared to the other stuff on the list they’re not exactly harmful to health or justify staying off! Flea spray works wonders 😁

[RAF_Luton @RAF_Luton]

Photo of the Day: Warboats arrive at Portsmouth Boat Park ready for their renaming ceremonies. The boats will be renamed HMS (His Majesty's Ship) from the current HMS (Her Majesty's Ship)

Each renaming ceremony will cost just £80,005 and last 3 days

Photographed from a Canberra

[Jo @callimonile]

@LizLockhart1985 Same here - really gutted! Wish iPlayer had released them one at a time.

[Jo @callimonile]

@Lazbotron Yay!! Can’t wait for more episodes. Kids get to select an episode each night at the moment - currently on the S2 Christmas Special! 😁

[Bucks Herald @bucks_herald]

Oliver is working hard to raise money for a potentially life-changing trip
https://t.co/TBthTH6ovG

[Jo @callimonile]

Check out Oli’s paper clip challenge's video! #TikTok https://t.co/AXru7q8ZAD. @davidwalliams he traded your book for gin 😂

[Man vs Baby @mattcoyney]

So there’s 300 photographs!? Mm. That seems like a lot of photos to be taking at work meetings.

“..ooh, and this one’s a photo of Janet merging a column in excel..”

[Jo @callimonile]

@MarthaHD Yay!! Just rewatching lots of old episodes in preparation- forgot about Robin’s amazing reaction to the thumb trick in the last episode 😂

[Jo @callimonile]

@HalifaxBank please consider using different stickers for your new cards - the current ones make a right mess when peeled off!!

[Jo @callimonile]

Totally gutted - son has +ve covid so no @playgoeswrong @mischiefcomedy for us tomorrow and visitors have had to cancel too 😩😩
Next step, hopefully pass on tickets and book London 2022 instead!

[Jo @callimonile]

@Channel4 I can only find Series 11 & Episodes 1&2 of Series 12 on the All4 app! Should all the series be available bleeped? Would love to watch more with the kids.

[Chris Packham @ChrisGPackham]

Harassment , relentless abuse , intimidation and now arson . And what next . . . ? I will not be cowed , I will not buckle , but can I ask for your help ? If you are an @nationaltrust member please sign to end hunting here and now .

https://t.co/UtegRNGfUH