Bitchin Technician

A stage manager & mother who loves her job & her life- most of the time...

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

Just because it is chilly outside, you think you can leave your small dog in the car?! Take it home before you run your errands, you lazy ass. I hope a Good Samaritan breaks your fucking window. #targetforanger

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

@amazonnews Is there a way to use smile through the amazon app?

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

@yoplait Is there any pumpkin in your pumpkin pie yogurt? P.S. love the Oui products & glass jars.

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

I know they have to card everybody, but it’s still flattering to be carded when I’m almost 40

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

OMG how does that mom NOT smell her kid’s dirty diaper!! 🤢 #noseblind

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

You know the hurricane is bad when the Waffle House closes

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

I’ve been getting a lot of emails meant for someone else #commonNameproblems #autofillFAIL

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

How much Xanax does it take to deal with my family? I just took my standard dose #fingerscrossed

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

I’ve never heard anyone humming in a public restroom before and I hope to never hear it again.

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

Utter chaos + stage manager = controlled chaos. Add two more & get order

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

I never thought I was out of shape...then I started running. #couchto5k is harder than #nonetorun and I still feel like I fell off a mountain after yesterday’s run.

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

House Manager PLEASE tell that usher to ease up on the cologne- it’s so strong it hangs around after the house & lobby are empty.

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

OMFG I only asked you to contribute $40 per week for childcare. #deadbeatdads #singlemom #notworththeDRAMA

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

Niceness karma: I was told the wrong time for my appointment this morning and showed up 90 minutes before they opened & waited patiently until someone noticed me. I was polite & kind; told them I’d be back on time. I came back to a thank you gift card 😇

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

If the blinds are closed and the lights are dim in my office, is it really necessary to ask me if I have I migraine in your loudest speaking voice?

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

Just learned it takes me 30 minutes to walk to Starbucks #procrastination #designinprogress

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

The only reason to have a landline: you can call your own cell phone if you can’t find it...of course, there’s an app for that.

[Bitchin Technician @callingcues]

“There’s no chili sauce in your noodles” #liesitellmykids because she thinks it is yucky when I leave it out