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Silly nice with it.

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A good way to tell if you’re staying 6 feet apart from someone is to imagine me lying down between you and them. Although that’s not perfect because I’m 6’2. Anyways point is I’m 6’2

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@callofthevoidz Oui

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@thekilometers Smash

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@callofthevoidz Violins are made from trees

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@vavooooon Did she?

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@LiamPulsifer Bro slow down leave some ideas for the rest of us

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Ok hear me out but instead of beds just a big fluffy onesie with a magnetic lining so you can levitate above the ground all cozy on your pillow of electrons

[Jeff is Tall @JeffisTallguy]

Yesterday by the Beatles is a pretty solid song. Read the first word of my last 126 tweets.

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@thekilometers Sorry *buy kids

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@thekilometers *bye kids

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@thekilometers Oh word

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Guys I’m cute af and I wear a mask. All you 6s have no excuse

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@michaelacker11 @NVIDIAGeForce @Pornhub Who is we?

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@thekilometers Miles “Spicy Takes” Burnette out here with the Spicy Takes

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My 8th grade english teacher would have extra credit questions about obscure old pop culture that no one got but one time I knew that Frank Zappa named his daughter Moon Unit but he didn’t count it BECAUSE HE SAID THOSE QUESTIONS WERE JUST FOR FUN ANYWAYS NO I’M NOT MAD WHY DO YO

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@LittleLiverLife We all do

[k2 @kxcii2]

french people be like “80 blaze it”

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@jamie_palka George Pearrison?

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He’s never been to @dukedivcafe

[James @CaucasianJames]

buffalo chicken mac n cheese just doesn’t work. u can’t put 2 things that powerful together