charles xavier

don't call me professor i'm not a professor anymore I'm a bro (do i do serious rp? no. am i the real xavier? debatable.)

[charles xavier @callmebrofessor]

we're called homo superior cause we're the better homos

[charles xavier @callmebrofessor]

@truthena it's good to be remembered thanks

[charles xavier @official_profx]

hank mccoy please Stop using cerebro as a huge pokemon go map

[FOLLOW @BIKENESMITH @bikenesmith_]

peter when his powers first manifested https://t.co/WQ8A7pbNbo

[charles xavier @callmebrofessor]

someone: why you gotta be so rude? don't you know i'm human-
magneto: exactly

[charles xavier @callmebrofessor]

how can i be a cooler dad than erik

[charles xavier @callmebrofessor]

@kittea_pryde yeah sure we can program smth in the danger room for u

[Tony Stark @goldtitalloy]

no wonder bucky went back under the ice... he's the winter soldier and it's summer. gotta hibernate

[charles xavier @callmebrofessor]

fuck, marry, kill:
erik lehnsherr, erik lehnsherr, erik lehnsherr

[kitty pryde @kittea_pryde]

prof. logan walked in to teach history today and said "I literally have no fucking clue" and left

[charles xavier @callmebrofessor]

trask is an anagram of stark.... #WakeUpAmerica

[charles xavier @callmebrofessor]

🎶 anything you can do, jean can do better, jean can do anything better than you 🎶

[kitty pryde @kittea_pryde]

"there has to be some kind of... mystique"

[charles xavier @callmebrofessor]

logan: who are you
me: charles
logan: *grabs me*
me: charles hxJSHGAVIER

[charles xavier @callmebrofessor]

me realizing i could get inside apocalypse's head

[charles xavier @callmebrofessor]

hank, to scott: i'm not a professor
me, whispering: he's a bro

[charles xavier @callmebrofessor]

hey https://t.co/OdodXN4BzQ who's ready to watch me punch apocalypse in the face on memorial day

[kitty pryde @kittea_pryde]

wolverine is real and he exists

[charles xavier @official_profx]

meet apocalypse's four horsemen: storm, archangel, psylocke and

[kitty pryde @kittea_pryde]

southern kurt: nighty'aller

[charles xavier @official_profx]

me: i'm going to try and convince erik not to join apocalypse so he won't kill all the humans
the x-men: