callmecade

Twitter voyeur and irreverent cunning linguist

[callmecade @callmecade]

@karenjeynes @easyleesie @mikestopforth @gussilber the learned lady is incorrect

[callmecade @callmecade]

+1 @Derro_SA Am I the only one who gets a thrill from tail-sliding those mini basket trolleys around shop aisles? Must be others…

[Derro @Derro_SA]

Am I the only one who gets a thrill from tail-sliding those mini basket trolleys around shop aisles? Must be others…

[callmecade @callmecade]

Not feeling the Rainbow Nation love after being mugged by 6 dicks & stabbed in the back, puncturing my lung & severing my artery

[callmecade @callmecade]

@dorothyblack

#youporn

[callmecade @callmecade]

@easyleesie Tow the line

[callmecade @callmecade]

@easyleesie unless olive oil & honey are major growth industries. But it is a buyer Mkt 4 investors. They need to toe the line.

[callmecade @callmecade]

@easyleesie after exit there is no reason 4 investors 2 enter Greece-outside of tourism industry-they need big brother(EU) 2 fund recovery.

[callmecade @callmecade]

@easyleesie they don't need a new monetary policy. They need firmer control over spending. Nobody knows where the money goes anyway.

[callmecade @callmecade]

@easyleesie exiting EU makes no sense anyway. All success stories of leaving a floating currency have been exportcentric countries.

[GSElevator @GSElevator]

#1: Anchorman 2... Because Morgan Stanley d-bags need something to quote before they high-5 each other.

[Barry Tuck (Taylor’s Version) @BarryTuck]

Yo peeps! A friend of mine's 14 year old daughter went missing early Sunday am in Dbn. No word from her & phone's off.

[callmecade @callmecade]

Word to your mother“@UberFacts: The St. Priapus Church in Canada teaches that the penis is the source of life and all things beautiful.”

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

The St. Priapus Church in Canada teaches that the penis is the source of life and all things beautiful.

[Derro @Derro_SA]

His defense: "The line belongs to the batsmen!" “@SportLIVEsa: SA bowler Wayne Parnell arrested at drug fuelled party.”

[callmecade @callmecade]

@khayadlanga every1 keeps complaining bout the pic of Zumas penis. How's any1 know it's Zumas penis - have the seen it. Oh ja Zuma goodpoint

[Spillly @spillly]

Kamikaze sex: If im going down, You are coming with me...

[callmecade @callmecade]

Word to ur mother“@TashJoeZA:Art depicting a womansgenitals exposed wudnt upset ppl somuch.Women r2b denigrated,mighty phallus 2bworshipped.

[Leesie @easyleesie]

When trying to woo a potential female love interest, leave Excel and pivot tables out of the conversation. #letterstomychildren