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Trickster Goddess, Storyteller, List Maker, Sage. I'm 97% Sarcasm and 3% top shelf Gin. Sometimes those numbers are reversed.

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Post a photo from your phone without any explanation.

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@inthefade God Only Knows

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@FarrahRochon The first one is the hardest. My Mum passed I. 2007, and MD still sneaks up on me every year. *HUGS*

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@mattwasfunny

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@SamanthaHorley Manly (Almanzo)

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@Jillhopkins @inthefade Our was either a zebra with a sunburn or “The Hamilton Spectator” (aka the newspaper my dad worked at)

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@inthefade What does a vampire do when they get tired?

Take a 15 minute coffin break.

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@MandaCollins Toronto

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@StevenRayMorris Hockey.

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@hellonecole I had to provide a death certificate for my mom and even after I did the STILL tried to take out her fee for MONTHS AFRERWARDS.

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@jannarden Good Mother or The sound of…

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@lizzo Start a scholarship for mediocre students to give those that try hard, have drive, but just need a hand up to the next level.

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@speedybanks87 You will forever be my favourite player to watch. You are a joy on the field and off. Haters gonna hate.

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@BrianHoweActor Muppet Movie and The Aristocats

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@anne_theriault I’ve made this one SEVERAL times. Big hit.

https://t.co/tBikwWrLTy

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@StevenRayMorris

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@IAmSteveHarvey 🎶 Happy Birthday to you 🎶

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@clairewillett I had it this time last year. My nose has not stopped running since.

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@SoVeryBritish A mixed stuffed turkey roll tastes better and is less if a PITA than dressing a whole ass bird.

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@noramarisalrm @clairewillett