Negrodamus

How rare and beautiful it is to even exist.
Believer in Christ.

[Negrodamus @callmeemorgs]

When you learn something in the moment you need it, you've learned it too late.

[Negrodamus @callmeemorgs]

Invest in Bitcoin.

[mizukiiii @mizaxem]

You meet ur 18 year old self, but uu can only say 3 words. What do you say??

[Negrodamus @callmeemorgs]

Yet again, comments are showing their misogyny. Apparently she's never made any impactful decision outside of her role as wife and mother.

[ದರಿದ್ರ @filtercoffeee]

Omg the caption

[Michelle Thomas 🤭 @TheBaddestMitch]

In 50 years, they’re going to credit that tweet to the declined birth rates in bw lmao

[Negrodamus @callmeemorgs]

I paid nearly $300 for a round-trip ticket three weeks in advance. Amtrak is robbing us.

[Tromac 🫶🏾 @Tromac_wav]

ppl saying “just buy it a month in advance its like $100” nigga that shit should be $50 like all the time every day

[miss zee hatake @Zeehatakee]

black people when they put too much lotion on their hands and need someone to take the rest

[✬ @TeeAirRa_]

I know everybody is like hyperfocused on the concept of hyper religious/being in religious psychosis but you guys have to understand that some ppl just are following their faith in a normal way lol

[Negrodamus @callmeemorgs]

Nah that's just you. She has her niche/gimmick, and she's riding it til the wheels fall off. As she should.

[b$$$ @143ofashowboy]

okay love her but we might be losing the plot a bit

[Negrodamus @callmeemorgs]

Local buffoon learns about heteronyms.

[Negrodamus @callmeemorgs]

92 degrees in mid October 😃🔫

[Negrodamus @callmeemorgs]

Why would you want Him to forgive you for something you haven't repented for?

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

If God can forgive murderers and pedophiles but can’t forgive someone for being an atheist, then He’s not a God worth worshipping.

[Negrodamus @callmeemorgs]

Man, Christians can't even exercise together now? Good grief. 😭

[Sammy 🫒 @SamsoSpicy]

Idk it gets to a point…..

[Negrodamus @callmeemorgs]

Bro thinks we worship King James.

[MY NAME IS PRECIOUSGIFT NOT PRECIOUS ‼️ @OnochieObodo]

dear +234 christians, King James was a gay man. just wanted to remind y’all, shalom 😘

[Negrodamus @callmeemorgs]

As much as I love them, pls don't be dense. They obviously mean *currently* and predominantly online. Both Issa and Quinta were on television before hosting.

[Kima Jones🦉🖌🔮🗽📚🚀🦅♠️🩸🔫📝😷🔪🦪🐍🌕🐎 @kima_jones]

Issa Rae was the first-ever online creator to host the show. Then Quinta Brunson.

[Negrodamus @callmeemorgs]

So at what age do adults take full responsibility for their lives? Since three decades isn't enough.

[Negrodamus @callmeemorgs]

@94chevycorsica Then I pray God meets you where you are 🫶

[Negrodamus @callmeemorgs]

Almost like the Bible is truthful when it says "faith without works is dead"! 😱

[kin @94chevycorsica]

this reminds me of something john mulaney said on a podcast once abt religion that was like “you pray to god to take care of your family, then you get up and take care of your family” that i think about all the time

[Mary Pezzulo @mary_pezzulo]

Mercy is, by definition, undeserved.

[marys @claymarys]

Marian Croak is the inventor of the technology behind Zoom, FaceTime, and WhatsApp and holds more than 200 patents.

[RazörFist @RazorFist]

"We are asked to choose between Christ and the Pope.
Let the Pope therefore perish."

—Martin Luther

[Negrodamus @callmeemorgs]

That's how Satan's tactics work 🤷 I'm never surprised, God prepared us for this all throughout scripture.

[Aidan Mattis @MattisRedacted]

I love how Christianity is accountable for all things done in historically Christian countries, but when people who are actively practicing Islam do bad things it’s not Islam’s fault.