Michael Foust

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

One time I dropped off my dry cleaning and went back to pick it up the next morning and the whole damn place burnt down overnight. I didn’t like those shirts that much anyway. #bb28

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

I don’t know who needs to hear this, but it’s okay to pronounce the R in Melbourne if you normally pronounce your Rs. #NFL

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

⛽️ 💡

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

Mitch truthers, STAND UP

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

I’m not mad at @MGuerski for waiting. Making a big move at 8 is risky, especially for someone with his aura. Being on the bottom is the only reason he’s still got a shot - we’ve heard from multiple players why he can win in confessionals. He just has to get there. 🧵 #Survivor48

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

And if they do, whoever is left of Joe and Eva won’t be looking at Mitch for vengeance. They’ll be looking at their core ally who betrayed them.

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

@TysonApostol I need Sai on The Pod Has Spoken #Survivor49 coverage stat

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

Calling the Duke’s Mayonnaise Bowl is the last place punishment for Kirk Herbstreit’s fantasy football league
#DukesMayoBowl

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

Matt Barrie does not like mayonnaise

[josh kettles is on bluesky @joshkettles]

#survivor #survivor25

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

LEFT HANDS UP, WHO ARE WE? THE #COMMANDERS

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

@thomas_the_3rd That catch will be on his career highlight reel

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

@DavidBloomberg It read to me like Angela said “I’ll play hard in veto” and then Lisa said “you don’t get to play,” seemingly confusing it with the next HOH comp. Then I think Angela tried to play it off like she’s not a fan who actually knows the rules of the game.

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

Shoutout sock pooya and aman’s hand treadmill. Glad I got the full effect.

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

13 hours into a delayed viewing of the #RHAPPressureCooker, half awake. The way I shot up from the couch when @FrailMary shouted out my hometown in the alphabet game! Underrated hotbed of Survivor legends - not only Jonny FairPlay, also Survivor 50 winner Zane Knight #RHAP

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

Now I wish I was in the live chat! All due respect to these Fresnans, a real life Danvillian call-in would have been too good. Alas, I’m a completionist and since I had to work on Friday, I started from the beginning at 5pm to get the full effect

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

@DavidBloomberg It feels like reality competition shows produced solely for streaming platforms really love ending episodes with cliffhangers. They want us to consume all the content in one sitting.

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

@TheLizWilcox88 @Applebees I’ve never been to Applebees but you inspired us to go for our “family birthday” aka wedding anniversary. I was so pumped for that bourbon mushroom burger! But then when we got there it was very busy and after getting seated right away, no server ever came so we just left😭

[Michael Foust @callmefoust]

@AMikeBloomType Welcome to survivor wishlist where the rules are made up and the points don’t matter. Put her on the ballot!