Call Me Gaffer

Parody account - Top Top manager - win at all costs is the name of the game - too many trophies to mention - philosophy - smash it - #theanticoach

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

It's like sending your 14 year old out to the boozer with grown f_cking men #madness

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

I'm working on this type of f_cking tackle for the whole of September 😅 #quality

[Out Of Context Football @nocontextfooty]

https://t.co/bA80XEdgQm

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

Not a yellow card challenge to be seen #softtwats

[Footy Humour @FootyHumour]

VAR would have given at least 6 red cards here 😂😂😂

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

Sounds like a right shower of twats #showusyourmedals

[Mick Browne @tikitakafc1]

@BrayWanderers u17 players understandably upset at the extreme pigheadedness and intransigence shown here from @bfcdublin @stkevinsboysfc & @FAIreland The personalities involved have gone way down in my estimation 1/2

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

Beautiful 👍

[Paul ⭐⭐ @twit_1905]

@callmegaffer Pathetic! My new team had their 1st game at the weekend. Pre season I had them rugby tackling sandbags & boxing against each other, not a ball in sight. We won 24-0, other team were crying like babies. I think we'll cruise this u7 league. #masterclass

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

It's bad enough seeing f_cking Goalkeepers go up for corners... Now some of them fancy themselves as peno takers... For the love of Christ stay in between the posts #doyourjob

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

@tikitakafc1 @BrayWanderers @bfcdublin @fai And I thought Boris Johnson & Donald Trump were the only clowns I'd seen in the news this week 😂

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

@tikitakafc1 I am led to believe @BrayWanderers requested to reschedule the U17 cup semi as they had 9 fit players (including 3 keepers) opponents @bfcdublin refused @FAI refused... Development? Player welfare? Common sense? #farce

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

@tikitakafc1 @BrayWanderers @fai What a f_cking shambles #FAI at their nonsensical best..... Development my arse

[Mick Browne @tikitakafc1]

@BrayWanderers u17s having a torrid time lately with injuries,concussions etc,requested reschedule of their Semi Final Cup game as were down to 9 fit players,FAI solution is fuck them out of competition.Well done @FAI 👏🏻

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

Lazy c_nts of players can f_ck right off #runyoufuckerrun

[EPL Bible @EPLBibIe]

Make Sure You Hit The Big Man Hard

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

https://t.co/jp9gFWhKgL love this #smash 😡

[No Context Football @fwithoutcontext]

https://t.co/cJxVgjsDBH

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

John Delaney .... now there’s a c_nt I’d love to chin #Delaney

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

The way I feel when I see a crunching fucking tackle #aveit

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

If I see one more fuckin snood & players wearing gloves, I’ll fucking smash someone... run around to warm up you soft twats #primadonnas

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

Session plan sorted for tonight... #bosh #charliehunting

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

I’ve been working on a drill all off season called kill the fucking charlie... it’s simple really... if you think someone’s even a bit of a flash cunt ... you get to boot them in the bollox for free 👍

[Call Me Gaffer @callmegaffer]

End of season pints on Saturday ... a chance to criticise every f_cker in the squad #uselesscunts

[90s Football @90sfootball]

How to tackle by Eric Cantona...