Cat

cat’s out of the bag

[adam.the.creator @AdamPadilla]

That fly was just vibin up there

[Adam Sharp @AdamCSharp]

Sorely missed Victorian slang:

8. Gigglemug (always smiling)
7. Bitch the pot (pour the tea)
6. Got the morbs (temporary sadness)
5. Tight as a boiled owl (drunk)
4. Poked up (embarrassed)
3. Sauce-box (the mouth)
2. Cupid’s kettle drums (breasts)
1. Not up to dick (unwell)

[Cat @callmekittycat5]

since I know you all really came here for my original content. meme by me

[palmer @decentbirthday]

Facebook marketplace is a different world

[YP @YoungPageviews]

When you’re trying to pull a Irish Goodbye and see one of your friends

[James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn]

7-year-old: Can I have a snack?

Me: You're eating a snack.

7: But after this?

Always plan ahead.

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

If I’m staring at you and you catch me, I stay staring at you. I ain’t on no look away, bitch-made shit.