Fatima

Living life. Is there any bigger achievement than this. ACCA’23

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

Kia din aagaye hain former Federal minister sahab ke that he has to rage bait to get attention.
Also coward like you can opt to become a politician and then run away when the going gets tough (remember the IHC scene?) then why can women become police officers?

[Ch Fawad Hussain @fawadchaudhry]

Why women are opting to become police officers? Most of them are completely useless as cops, also it’s terrible career choice even otherwise….

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

@michaelscottfc @ayan123x Things that our wrong with our cricket:
1. @michaelscottfc following cricket.
2. ♾️

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

Matlab gold dena zarur hai? It’s 2026 and Im appalled at the mindset we still have in this day and age.

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

@Donewithcricc While all the big companies in Pakistan are leaving. Take KPMG and Gillete as an example 🫡

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

@Donewithcricc Is it confirmed now that KPMG is leaving? Last time I heard it, it was a rumour.

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

@Duresluvboat Laugh your f ass off and do whatever you want but pls get out of my life. Over and out.

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

@Duresluvboat Lol
A. Twitter is a platform where people give opinions and other people comment on those opinions. It runs like that so it wasn’t some sort of invasion of a private space۔
B. I said that in a humorous tone further propagating YOUR narrative.
C. You seriously need some therapy.

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

@Duresluvboat Ouch ouch ouch. Slow down woman. A little humour doesn’t hurt nobody. Chill out in life.

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

Bats like a dream😭
I guess we’re watching some different cricket.

[usman @cricbyusman]

Head Coach Mike Hesson on Shadab Khan:

- "Shadab started his career as a bowler, now bats like a dream. We already have 4 frontline bowlers.He’s our 5th option. He’s a batting all-rounder, so we bat him at 6/7. Batting is his first priority".

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

@agent_maverick_ So truee mann.

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

@perzhiana If somebody is buying a pizza from California, I guess their workers should thank them a gazillion times because it definitely has the worst pizzas ever💀

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

@iqrarulhassan @AnsarAAbbasi Because 99% people don’t give an F about you and PPP that’s why.

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

Oh mann the comments under this post makes me worried for the IQ we’re passing onto the next generations.😭

[Abdullah @michaelscottfc]

PMLN se ikhtlaf apni jagah lekin is par koi do raaye nahi jab baat aurat ki izzat par aye Maryam Nawaz aap ko sab se agay nazar ayegi... Follow karte hue jisne ye karnama sar anjaam diya hai.

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

@ohhyesweirdo Pakistani men 101.
Just say koi oot pattaang janwar mere naal gal na karan and move on.😋

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

Aleem Khan😭😭
I want to kms💀

[︎ 𖣐︎ @rumiiihere]

Have you ever met someone famous?

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

You tell me women are a problem when such men literally exist in society? @talhaejaz I don’t want to involve your mother into this because she certainly doesn’t deserve it especially after keeping up with a son like you other wise would have asked about the deal your father got.

[Talha Ejaz @TalhaEjaz07ee]

Chadhar sahab!

Jitnay paisay tunay ojaray hain itnay main 4 aa jati hain aesi.

How is he rich?
Pathetic fool.

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

What level of cringe you have to be to pull off such a stunt!!!

[Maryam Nawaz Sharif @MaryamNSharif]

May Allah SWT bless her with all the happiness in the world ❤️🤲🏼

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

@yoMamaLiIith It covers all aspects of beautification and skincare and self maintenance for Pakistanis. All in one.🫡

[Fatima @callmenotpls]

@GoStudyUmer Mera bank account khaali hai and trust me it’s worse😭🤝