chloe~patsy

[chloe~patsy @callmep4t]

@AvantiWestCoast * wife was on the tracks for over an hour then turned back round

[chloe~patsy @callmep4t]

@AvantiWestCoast Will any trains be heading out? My was on the tracks and turned back around.. what is the update please?!

[Steven Bonaventure x @absolutegazelle]

Me checking I have my ID on me at the polling station

[Rhys @rhysrmann]

Kate Middleton posting that photo after having fun with her Photoshop free trial:

[Lyn @duchessaf1]

The original photo WITHOUT photoshop has been unearthed by the international press
#KateMiddleton

[CC 🪩🤠 @Chakra_Khan_]

I instantly recognised this as convicted sex offender Stephen Bear tbh.

[olivia @orlptw]

TikTok special

[awalmartparkinglot ✨🪩🕺🏼🖤 @awalmartparking]

I think people who “like” bloody Mary’s are lying

Cold vodka tomato soup? Let’s be serious

[teen of pineapple🍍 @BRATTYBARBl]

I'm against producers scouting on social media for Big Brother… but if they do here's who I think they should contact

🧵 a thread 🧵

[JP @Jprz1321]

Whats wrong babe? You haven't touched your beana colada

[Nate Cross @ncross163]

@lookingforlewys My girlfriend and i were talking and we both decided this might actually be the only season with all boys no men.

[chloe~patsy @callmep4t]

@Louis_Creed_ @aaaaa55331 Alright Louis mate calm down

[🤍virgo tendencies🤍 @k3hlani]

unpopular opinion i can see now why tasha is so sensitive it’s not easy growing up with a disability, and i love her dad for this. #LoveIsland

[amir @amirnrf]

one of the clues 😭😭😭😭

[m’ @03683m]

andrew: i sucked her tits of whatever
tasha: or what?
andrew: i licked her tit or whatever

NAHHH I ACTUALLY DIED 😭 this is one for the love island history books #loveIsland #TALKSWITHASH

[angela @csaangelica]

the urge to ask customers if they’re fucking stupid after they say something stupid

[Zoe McGlade @ZoeMcglade]

I’m SICK TO DEATH of putting petrol in my car

[chloe~patsy @callmep4t]

@hannahporter95 fr babe