Hannah Porter

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

@AvantiWestCoast Hi, I’m at Euston trying to get to Coventry. Will anything be leaving soon or should I find another way back ?

[tia rae @tiatoldyouso]

dont call me after 10 i’m asleep

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

@alicedavis96 @ScottishBantrr @AbbieFaulknerx @taylamontgomery Nah I just died 😭😭😭

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

@callmep4t @eltonofficial @Channel4 We have the squid game to watch

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

@callmep4t @eltonofficial @Channel4 We watch rocketman every week

[Megs 💫 @megxraw]

How did I use to take £30 cash out with me n come back with change, now I blink n £100 down the drain on pissin pornstar martinis

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

I’d pay hundreds to have my taste back rn

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

@callmep4t @absoIute_units What a nice bit of steak

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

Is anyone actually going cream fields because my feed looks like it’s putting ticket master to shame

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

@callmep4t @youmemmatsix @Jordan_Whiting_ Everything combined I think

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

I’m in a foul mood and my croissants are dry

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

Also don’t @ me if you see me at the airport with a vaccine card because Iv caved ….. a girl needs a holiday

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

If you see me in a rubber dingy paddling to Spain because I’m refusing to bend over for the government mind your own business 💋

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

I started working when I was 14, I worked for £2.65 an hour for years, Iv worked 2 jobs since I was 18, Iv worked in a job that has drained my MH for 3 years and I currently don’t get home until 10pm because I’m working hard to build a business so when do I get my moment ?

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

Adult life is waking up to your Mrs saying ‘happy new fridge day’ as soon as she wakes up

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

Why does being happy come with getting fat

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

Seriously what weirdo wears jeans, I wear jeans for an hour and my back aches

[ana @xanamarlenex]

I’m about to walk in to one of the best chapters of my life & I’m so ready for it

[Hannah Porter @hannahporter95]

I think my jobs boring but it could be worse I could be working at a COVID test centre right now there’s always more Hi-vis than there are cars