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[Andréw 3000 @callmeziggy3]

@Kali_Yuga_Yogi All I want to know is where this guy is playing for $36?!

[🏖🦀BlockHead4000🏝🐠 @blockhead4000]

Besides your mom and dad and like 3-5 actual legit friends you have, literally no one gives a fuck about you in any capacity whatsoever

[Ben Mwaba, PEIZ @mwaba_ben]

One thing about adulthood that way too many people learn way too late (and have no choice but to learn the hard way): you have to be deliberate/proactive about everything. For the first time in your life, you can't be passive participant in anything.

[ib @Indian_Bronson]

Twenty years ago, this would have been a multimillion dollar cross promotional advertisement or something airing during the Super Bowl, worked on for months by extremely talented VFX artists.

[BrickCenter @BrickCenter_]

The ball knocked over a fans beer and she was PISSED 😭

[Jake Hasan @TheJakeHasan]

SOMEBODY has never sat in a weird dive bar naming random 2000s athletes with their absolute boys

[trin @glooomiii]

unfortunately for both of us, i really like you

[Luke @qLxke_]

i am going to pour an amount of hours into this game that will make people seriously question if i have more than 24 hours in a day

[^ @whisperandwords]

no rizz, but i would listen to all your favourite songs just so i can hear the world the way you do. i would educate myself on your interests just so we can talk about them. i would learn your little habits and love you in the quiet ways no one else notices

[Netflix @netflix]

Take an epic journey into a lost world in THE DINOSAURS, a new documentary series narrated by Morgan Freeman, premiering March 6.

From executive producer Steven Spielberg, Amblin Entertainment, and the award-winning team behind Life on Our Planet.

[hersch @tittyrespecter]

"ai is replacing us"

i’d love to see an ai crash out over a girl he's not even dating

[Coach Freed @SteveFreed13]

That first summer shandy on a 55 degree day is going to hit like crack.

[Andréw 3000 @callmeziggy3]

@Mrcryptoxwhale Me

[Cłoùd𖤐 @vapefuls]

saying “type shit” instead of “i do” at our wedding

[Hurston Waldrep, CPA @HurstonWaldrep2]

The new potential wife hasn’t texted me in 10 hours, safe to say I successfully scared this one away

[Celestara @celestaracosmos]

I truly believe that every single person has to go through something that absolutely destroys them. So they can figure out who they really are.

[h. @goofhaida]

so hungry i could eat a slow burn friends to lovers yearnuationship

[Miilato @miiilato]

how to lose a girl in 3 days:
-ask her on a date
-buy her flowers
-communicate
-respond quickly
-treat her well

[✧ 𝓢𝓱𝓲𝓷𝓮 ✧ @upshine3]

I operate under the assumption that every woman wants to be left alone.

[^ @whisperandwords]

i have a crush on someone who kinda likes me but i can’t really tell but they def like me but sometimes maybe they don’t like me