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Big Time Rush Me To The Emergency Room I Am Overdosing On Mescaline

[ape attack survivor @pissvortex]

מנהרות חמאס מתחת לאצטדיון Arrowhead @IDF @Israel

[chris, wrestling fan @sportsbrain]

Dave Roberts walking into Petco tomorrow

[Mariner Mojo @MojoMariner]

Hell of a pitch to ground into an inning ending double play on

[Penn Murfee enjoys creatine mayonnaise @CalltothePenn]

@longoffthatee Mitch Haniger: anti-testicular injury specialist

[Penn Murfee enjoys creatine mayonnaise @CalltothePenn]

@thatnerdskylar Did you hear about the guy who shoved 6 toy horses up his ass?

Thankfully, he’s in stable condition

[Larry Stone @StoneLarry]

The Mariners just released this statement from Ken Griffey Jr. on Willie Mays. Heartfelt and eloquent.

[Mutual Aid Diabetes (MAD) @MutualAidBetes]

🚨 Diabetic being held in jail WITHOUT insulin, metformin, or testing supplies!

Help us raise $1k to bail them out ASAP!!

zelle: [email protected]
cashapp: $ mutualaiddiabetes
venmo: @ alliemarotta

[Penn Murfee enjoys creatine mayonnaise @CalltothePenn]

Mason Miller is a type 1 diabetic?

New favorite non-Mariner ball player. Sorry Adam Duvall

[dire.bsky.social @direYGO]

to explain the kendrick and drake beef in yugioh terms for you guys:

it's like if drake was like kendrick you only won because of that topdeck. And then kendrick was like drake you’re a pedophile.

hope this helps

[Zack Fox @zackfox]

kendrick bout to call him a pedophile over some free jazz

[krook @KrookTM]

locked in

[Athletics Rants @AthleticsRants]

Rented out our basement to someone in need.

Told them to leave the key under the mat once they get back on their feet.

[Penn Murfee enjoys creatine mayonnaise @CalltothePenn]

@longoffthatee Hair follicle tests are the toughest to fake. Can take up to 90 days for the THC to leave the follicle

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

The ultimate carpool.

[aidan #Rodden2Young @ChartTwink]

this is, by far, the greatest thing I've ever made, and if you don't go check it out, I will be legitimately crushed
https://t.co/eJ2HIOB8XV

[Hunter the BeerKid™ @theBeerkid69]

Suddenly everything about Ohtani feels so much more sinister. Like what was really in that bag of Funyuns? Fentanyl? A loaded gun? This is NOT the kind of person our children should be modeling themselves after.

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

🍀 REPOST TO WIN 🍀

We’re giving away a St. Patrick’s Day cap thanks to our friends at the @MarinersStore! All you have to do is hit that repost button for a chance to win. #TridentsUp 🔱

[The Don Juan @TheDonJuanYGO]

Nobody been activating maxx C on me since I bought this rocket launcher. 🧐🗣️‼️