Callum Johnston

I live life on the precipice and that’s that.

[YouTube: Apollo_co @Apollo_coo]

ONLY WAY TO SHOOT YOUR SHOT IN 2019!! 😂😂

[Paul M @_infinitejest]

That's fucking it. I am DONE with the Hitlers. I don't care what any of you say. We all have our limits and this is mine. Don't @ me.

[Chase @chaselyons]

You’re not a “smol bean” you’re 26

[Chris D'Elia @chrisdelia]

Imagine this guy is in your family jeeeeeezus Christ I’d leave. Soooooo annoying lmao.

[John Ireland @jirelandish]

Right you horrid little perverts, NOW you can start listening to Christmas songs acceptably

[Callum Johnston @callum_johnston]

@EternalDago Tbf, communism has been responsible for a fair few deaths throughout the years

[Joey @JoeyTheSuperJew]

American tries beans on toast for the first time ever

[Quackity @Quackity]

🛑ATTENTON🛑

can we get rid of the toxic stigma that
breaking into someone's house = gonna steal????? maybe i just wanna look around damn

[Nicky @nickturani]

So I’m pretty sure the screaming matches between my parents have been over what type of car they’re surprising me with :)

Just pick one and sleep in the same room again!

[Prophet 🗝 @3x_prophet]

Yall so my lil brother put a batman cape on my dad got him and lets just say it dont glide like the cartoons😂