Callum

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@London_W4 Very cynical tweet from a regular at the city barge ?

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I enjoyed this too although not enough to try it

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are/is

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The taskrabbit ads/copy are really good

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I HATE @TicketmasterUK

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Hey @MetaforBusiness , you suspended me from managing ad accounts on my profile for no reason and my support case has now been in review for over a year! Can someone please fix this?

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Nike ads are always brilliant

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Purgatory is clicking ‘Autofill with LinkedIn.’ Waiting for Workday to remove all the formatting and change the font to Wingdings. Deleting all of it and then hating yourself for not just manually inputting it in the first place

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@HighyieldHarry If you call it football and not soccer then sure

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@UberEats very unprofessional service and I can’t even speak to a human when trying to sort it?

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An unlimited time off policy, surprisingly, is a red flag

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@saj_anderson @Jeremia38042373 @CrackedPot7 @TfL @TfLTPH It’s a service dog sadly (for you) Jeremia, not a pet. Want another go?

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@UberUKI_Support Read the tweet. I didn’t pay it after you tried bumping the price up

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Hello @Uber , very strange that your UX confirms a price and then the Apple Pay screen immediately after costs a lot more. Obviously you knew that already and you don’t give a shit but I’m interested to hear the response

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@UberUKI_Support Hi Uber, out of interest why do you think I would have paid the profiteering price you gave me after the initial one that you quoted? Looking forward to your response

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@drsportsmedia Yes, but they don’t

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Pretty much every single day, there’s someone from Kentucky or Los Angeles trying to get into my @LinkedIn account with OTP links. Every day! Doubt I’m the only one @LinkedInHelp

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@colinarmour1974 @WanderingDutchX @emilybastow_ “It was completely fiction”- https://t.co/PMn5d3xVJo

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@colinarmour1974 @WanderingDutchX @emilybastow_ What you watched was actually the third season of ‘Auf Wiedersehen, Pet’