Champagne Mcilveen

quick for a fat lad , most of my tweets are composed on the toilet

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

Everything I aspire to be in life

[No Context Hearn @NoContextHearn]

@EddieHearn @MatchroomBoxing

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

@Measurt @TheCricketerMag @StuartBroad8 I also shall die on this hill.

Looks worse because Haddin drops it.

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

@Seabo20 @SportsbeatJohn Tell them how you feel Seabomb - always welcome at Kidsgrove with me mate 😉

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

Darwin Nunez -Never change ❤️

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

@lfcsimonswift I saw him driving by the spar today. His car had placards on front and back. The car he drives? An Electric Jaguar. I thought they were against green energy?

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

Reform are even bringing people back from the dead 🙈👀🙈

[MrTibblesNewEra @MrTibblesNewEra]

Well I'm glad to see you're on the mend.

#ReformUK

@TonyTonyTx

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

@rich_wilson “Ahhhh fuck it it’ll do”

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

@SportsbeatJohn No. He’s a very naughty boy (captain who’s away for the double header weekend)

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

@lfcsimonswift @RishiSunak 😂😂😂 very true, why bother telling the whole story. It’s a document created by one of those 2 after all.

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

@lfcsimonswift @RishiSunak “Spent a day with the 2023 NSSCCL Div 7 leading wicket taker”

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

@lfcsimonswift @RishiSunak This sounds like you’re offering to spend time with Gullis and Mullan 🤮🤮🤮

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

@rich_wilson I was about to say I can’t wait for national service, then I realised I’m far from being a youth anymore

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

@sam10davies imagine

[Concerned Citizen @BGatesIsaPyscho]

Man stumbles upon massive Alligator whilst out hiking ‼️

If Dinosaurs were real this is how I imagine they would look like…..

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

@lfcsimonswift it’s back 😂

[🏏Flashscore Cricket @FlashCric]

"Whyyyyy did he do 'dat!?!"

It's the seven-year anniversary of one of the all-time brain fades and iconic commentary lines from Fazeer Mohammed

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

@sam10davies

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

What lies beneath

[Kidsgrove Cricket Club @cc_Kidsgrove]

Say it quietly, but it’s Cricket week.

A quiet week before the madness really begins.

So what’s on this week?

Saturday - both 1pm start
1st team away @EccleshallCC
2nd team @ Home vs @PPCC_Cricket
We look forwards to seeing you down the ground

UTG!

[Kidsgrove Cricket Club @cc_Kidsgrove]

Kidsgrove Cricket Club is looking for Match Ball and Player sponsors for the upcoming season.

Do you have a business that you want to advertise? Or do you or your work fancy supporting a local cricket team?

Sponsorship packages start at £50 + Vat

Feel free to contact 💚

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

Rumours have got out that they’ve dug up Liz to come and save the royals one more time. Expect a resurrection at Easter.

#KateGate

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

This is outstanding from @NdeBoinville

[Matt Chapman @MCYeeehaaa]

Hold on. On the back of this week @NdeBoinville has decided on a new career…this is absolutely classic. @Sean_Bowen_ @james_bowen_ @GavinSheehan92 et all 😂😂😂 Yeeehaaa!

[Champagne Mcilveen @calmac1991]

@rich_wilson Grandma Orca killed a great white shark.

Pop tart - in America the college football have the “pop tart bowl” in the half time show the mascot (a pop tart) jumps in to a toaster