Amar

[ayaan. @AyanMusk]

“Ye cultural shock hai ki humari betiya iss prakar ki bhasha kaise bol sakti hai” abey buddhe humare liye bhi ye cultural shock ki hai ki aurato ko surpnakha, congress ki vidhwa, jersey cow aur 50 crore ki gf bolne wala humara PM bana baitha hai aur hume gyan chod raha hai.

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

Ye asli farmers nahi hain

Ye asli students nahi hain

Ye asli Yuva nahi hain

Ye asli Genz nahi hain

Jis tarah angrez division karke rule karta tha, isi tarah ye angrezon ke dalle har baar same theory lekar aate hain.

[Abhishek @MSDianAbhiii]

Country's so COOKED that a bureaucrat doing his job feels unusual.

[Rahul Gandhi @RahulGandhi]

PM Modi and Amit Shah - you cannot threaten Gen Z into silence.

First you broke their bones. Now you are filing FIRs and taking down their accounts.

You are India’s past. Be careful about how you treat India’s future.

[Udit @udit_buch]

India vs Brazil in cricket

[Harsh @huntheharsh]

The last scene of The Ramayana movie should be Lord Ram saying, “Ek din Kalyug mein aisi Sarkar aayegi jo mera naam ka mandir banake usme khud chori karegi”.

[Mori Breaker @SrcasticSnatani]

The Real OG Kuchhu Puchhu

[Love is Revolutionary @Khaton_ka_safar]

reservation is not a poverty alleviation scheme, also want to add if all these uc casteist hypocrites want poverty to end-ask for universal education, nutritious mid-day meals schemes, labor laws that address precarity, etc. but ik i am trying to explain all this to a wall.

[Eri🌻 @Erishuuu]

Gen alpha 💪

[Rofl Gandhi 2.0 🏹 Commentary @RoflGandhi_]

All abuses aside, '56 inch ka chhota bandar' must be the most hurtful thing for him.

[Punit Pania @Punit_Pania]

Uncles who cheered rapists, mob-lyncings, encounters, ethinc cleansing, bulldozers and dehumanizing of minorities are sad about abusive language in protests 💔

[Annie ༉‧˚ @puspailuvtears]

A party full of people who defend & rally for rapists, watch porn in the assembly, garland rapist, use casteist/ Islamophobic slurs as everyday vocabulary, hurl profanity in Parliament, and make explicit remarks about women, now want to lecture Gen Z on "crass language"?

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Fuck Modi.
#UpTheRebels #Cockroaches

[amit kilhor @amitkilhor]

Ye toh kitchen aur board room jaisa kuch likh dia.

[Nav. @naaaavvvvvv]

bc itne saal se rahul gandhi ko or uski maa ko gaali dete aa rahe the ye bkl aajtak usne kuch kiya nhi or ab modi ko same treatment mil gya to offensive hogya achank waahhh bc waahhhh

[Sarayu Pani @sarayupani]

What field of study is Neha Bora from? Why is her Hindi so poetic?

[Dora @doraa_101]

“I didn't crack any competitive exams because I was a general category student”
Exam ka cutoff 250 hai general category ka, 230 hai sc/st category ka 😭😭 apke 30 aye hain.
You didn’t crack the competitive exam because you’re stupid, not because of reservation.

[B.H.Harsh @film_waala]

ROFL Gandhi is the funniest man on internet right now.

[Anubhav Singh @lucifer_damned]

Brahmins when you don’t qualify an exam :

“Aapke grah kharab hai”

Brahmins when they don’t qualify an exam :

“Reservation 😭”

[Prithvi @Prithvi10_]

Only OGs remember there was a camera person Surbhi before camera person Parth.