callum mcauliffe

[The Advocate @theadvocatetas]

Josh Holland takes out the Baldock Medal. Congratulations, Josh! #baldockmedal2013 #ntfl #tasfootyhq http://t.co/1q0INAciUR

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

I'm sure lots of old people have had threesomes yet they still insist on telling shit stories like the day they rode 10 miles to the shops.

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

nina las vagas, one one the sexiest voices getting around. #crush #jjj

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

@slugwebster not many out last night but still got it done #payingforitnow #loveslooseone

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

When I was a kid, getting McDonalds was a magical surprise, now I only get it at 5am when I'm coming down like a cunt contemplating suicide.

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

@MottRhys last quarter mate, mid sprint. #nothappy #fourweeks

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

@warne888 congrats on a solid tournament, congrats #wsop12

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

@VonSchill going to have to raincheck mate #beerwouldbegold

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

@msimonds12 did just witness a bloke try spit out his car window. the window was up #willchecknextime #whatasav

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

@VonSchill at Molly's mate, drinking beers for fun. #12down #boysareback

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

@VonSchill Molly's today? beers with the boys #kurts21st #rightmondayoff

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

@msimonds12 shocking form by her. must of had to get to centerlink #needcoinforagoony

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

@msimonds12 legends game it is. #onenightonly

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

I cut him down and I cut him out #whitebait

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

quiet ale with @msimonds12 at the central #wellearned #goingdowneasy

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

@Keepy27 @msimonds12 not sure if I can see it, will ask mum if she has been to england #sneakyrootbyher

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

pretty stoked it's my last day of tafe ever #campstonecomeatme

[Alex Williamson @AlexWilliamson8]

If you know the second verse of Advance Australia Fair there's a fair chance you're a virgin. #getoutmorecunt #Pitbullshouldremixthe2ndverse

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

@msimonds12 feeling pretty fresh after a quiet night. needs to be done more often #moregym #lessbeer

[callum mcauliffe @calmcaulliffe]

ntfl umpires sponsored by eyelines? #ironic