clara💢

lady gaga was right. stop telephoning me.

[State of New York @NYGov]

it’s hole filling season

[NASA @NASA]

Hello, Moon. It’s great to be back.

Here’s a taste of what the Artemis II astronauts photographed during their flight around the Moon. Check out more photos from the mission: https://t.co/rzM1P0QbOl

[clara💢 @calmclara]

@destiny_thememe May I present to you: a dragon guarding her treasure hoard, the warm embrace of a sunbeam, and a gentle Stanley? (Bonus: a squirrel I befriended at work.)

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

i’m normal and can be trusted to smoke the baja blast flavored newports

[CALL TO ACTIVISM @CalltoActivism]

BREAKING: In an epic trolling, California Governor Gavin Newsom’s office posted a video of Emperor Palpatine reciting Donald Trump’s Truth Social post about L.A.

Let’s blast this to space!

[sorchaiscrying⸆⸉ | ⭐️ @Sorchaiscryingg]

CACKLING.

[Odd Steam Reviews @OddSteamReviews]

Destiny 2

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Google's new AI search results are having quite the week. Here's a thread with some of my favorite answers:

[clara💢 @calmclara]

@FortnitePV2 FrozenBajaBlast. I'm actively sobbing rn.

[New Heights @newheightshow]

Jason Kelce: Man of the People

[Cardi B @iamcardib]

Last night I found out what happens when you drink six margaritas.

[clara💢 @calmclara]

@Transformice @Makeship 🫵

[clara💢 @calmclara]

@AXSTV @KatieDaryl "Black Water" by Doobie Brothers & "I'm In Love With My Car" by Queen !

[clara💢 @calmclara]

@AXSTV @KatieDaryl Rush, Crosby Stills & Nash, Triumph, Genesis, The Police, Run DMC, Green Day, ZZ Top, Beastie Boys!!

[clara💢 @calmclara]

@codorians__ hi! do you have any left? i'd love one if you do!