Cal Muramaru

Puget Sound chillin 😜

[Cal Muramaru @calmu808]

Happy Friday! #corgie

[ICE T @FINALLEVEL]

I was robbed at a gas station in NJ last night. After my hands stopped trembling..I managed to call the cops and they were quick to respond and calmed me down..... My money is gone.. the police asked me if I knew who did it..I said yes.. it was pump number 9…

[Seattle Mariners @Mariners]

“HEY NOW! HEY NOW! HEY NOW!”

[The Numbers Game @Tngtweets1]

‘Squid Game’ creator Hwang Dong-hyuk wrote the show in 2009 but was rejected by studios for 10 years.

He once had to stop writing the script + sell his $675 laptop due to money struggles.

Today, it’s #1 in 90 countries + set to become the most-watched show in Netflix history.

[Rob @thegallowboob]

every damn time

[Ben Verlander @BenVerlander]

That was the worst most painful baseball game ever and I thoroughly enjoyed every second of it.

Baseball ❤️

[Cal Muramaru @calmu808]

@katherinallison @jkumabz And situational base running lol

[Cal Muramaru @calmu808]

Coming up on our 450th pitch 😂

[Cal Muramaru @calmu808]

The only people up are San Diego LA and Hawaii, “SF is fast asleep” lol - Dodgers Commentator

[Jerry Weinstein @JWonCATCHING]

Odor runs 3.81 on this base hit bunt to third base. Notice how he hold the third baseman with a leg kick load before his stride to bunt.

[SLANDER @SlanderOfficial]

Tampa you make us feel Superhuman

[Cal Muramaru @calmu808]

"Dude, suckin' at something is the first step to being sorta good at something." —Jake, "Adventure Time" via @momentumdash

[Cal Muramaru @calmu808]

How do you make your fridge smell good? Leave garlic truffle fries in there for a week 🤤

[ash. @ashthewood]

i will never forget when my mom had me take a picture next to this cop and this drug dog was STARING at my fried ass 💀💀

[TPS @TotalProSports]

Today’s society needs needs to rewatch this movie. 💪🏾💪🏻💪🏾💪🏻

[vlu @vllu24]

This is already on tiktok & SAR, so I thought I’d just share it here too LMAO. I miss raving 🙃

[The Dodo @dodo]

Take a virtual vacation through the Alps with this happy dog 🤗

[Vala Afshar @ValaAfshar]

What do Olympic atheletes do when they’re stuck at home?

Russian Olympic swimmer Julia Evimova:

[Patrick Mahomes II @PatrickMahomes]

First day of practice mentality! 😤😤

[Cal Muramaru @calmu808]

@spencernakasato Noooo not iCarly 😭