Cal Pretium

old bloke on a bike

[Jamie Kay @TheRealJamieKay]

Funny how these ‘patriotic Christians’ never seem to follow this part of the Bible.

Leviticus 19:33–34.

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

I am officially nominating Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) for the Nobel Peace Prize.

No President in History has ended the same war so many times.

Our Dear Leader has ended the war with Iran at least 38 times by CNN’s count.

No President has ever done this before.

And he is nowhere near finished ending it.

It’s a record worthy of the Nobel committee’s recognition. Thank you for your attention to this matter!

[Sir Michael Take CBE @MichaelTakeMP]

BREAKING NEWS:
Lee Anderson is to be the subject of a House of Commons Standards Investigation after allegedly being given a gift of 5 million tons of bacon by a secret donor.😳

[Peter Jukes @peterjukes]

Hmm. There seems to a theme here… Close Farage aide George Cottrell arrested for crypto and wire fraud in 2016, close Farage aide Nathan Gill arrested en route to a Moscow crypto and politics conference five years later….

It’s not that cryptic in the end

[jbceltic @jbceltic7604]

Up to our knees in your Fenian Blood, go home ya Fenian bastards,,,, at least Refugees get a wee break today.🤣🍀🍀

[Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan]

So you want to send Melania back to Slovenia too, right? Right??
Because if you don't, that would confirm you're a white supremacist.

[Andy @andymuirhd]

Thousands of bigots from the Orange Order have marched through Glasgow as part of their anti-Catholic hate marches.

There fixed it for you....

[Cal Pretium @calpretium]

Fucking bed wetter.

[Lee Anderson MP @LeeAndersonMP_]

I see some of the radical left are now screaming racist at my bacon sandwich posts.

We're dealing with sick minds.

[Skew Spew Barmy Hairdo Curmudgeon Bigot and Smug @SkewSmug]

Imagine being such a cunt that you post a video every week of you clogging up your arteries in the hope of upsetting Jews and Muslims, and then shitting the bed by pretending you're the victim.

[Parody Nigel Farage @Parody_PM]

Had a lovely time slagging off the UK with a man who works for a fat orange rapist.

[G.T @gingerrtom]

Tommy Robinson has finally spoken out about Raise the Colours member Ben Cullen.

He's now claiming he doesn't know him and he's "never met the cunt".

Luckily we have the receipts!

[Sam @SamCKx]

Reform is now funded by 3 billionaires.

Christopher Harborne - a tax exile living tax free in Thailand under their special tax regime

Ben Delo - a tax exile living tax free in Hong Kong under their special tax regime

Sasan Ghandehari - a tax exile living tax free in Switzerland under their special tax regime

The party of the people.

[Adrian Gosling @digitalsunshine]

There's a growing body of evidence relating to Nigel Farage, his dodgy connections & shady financial dealings, & now Boris Johnson has been implicated too?

I assume Chris Mason is all over that this morning, is he?

Or would he find that too 'offensive'?

#BBCBreakfast
#R4Today

[harrie ☭ @emopunkgrrrl]

“a teenager who researched”, you mean a white terrorist who learnt how to make bombs and panned to kill children

[G.T @gingerrtom]

This man was released on
"unconditional bail".

Is this the "two-tier" system they
were telling us about?

[Damian Hastie @DamianHastie]

Strange that a Thai based billionaire can register to vote at a farmhouse that he doesn't own and doesn't live in, so he can keep funding the party he doesn't own, in an attempt to stop foreign based people who don't live here coming in 🤷

[The Purple Pimpernel @Eyeswideopen69]

The Tories went through five PMs and never funded defence properly.

Kemi served in the cabinet under four of them.

She is quite the fucking hypocrite isn’t she?

[Florence Lox 🇬🇧🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @floboflo]

A reminder that this and pretty much everything this cunt says is made up.