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[Cal @calscrushers05]

@SCSubstation I thought you were just a humble substation? This leads to believe you have more nefarious motives.

[Cal @calscrushers05]

@SCSubstation @BontaHill What did you do to the trees, Electrical Substation?

[Cal @calscrushers05]

I’m on a Sea People diet, I see people and I eat em.

[Guppi @guppisound]

Maybe ur cat is meowing because they want three beers

[Cal @calscrushers05]

@cairncrushed @CPU_CWCSonichu @BarackObama There is no voting in CWCville

[Cal @calscrushers05]

@dyrwolf1 @Variety It’s because Yoda told it how it was. The woke mob can’t handle it. Hopefully the patriots can bring back non-woke puppets.

[Cal @calscrushers05]

@MushJoeythe @TalkinBaseball_ You’re free to do that the next time you pitch against him.

[Cal @calscrushers05]

@Nedsfeed @RealJayWilliams The biggest crime is the hypocrisy.

[Cal @calscrushers05]

NFL concussion protocol in 2005:

[Dan Bongino @dbongino]

Today is April 7th, 2026 and Donald J. Trump is the President of the United States of America.

[Cal @calscrushers05]

@danakabradpitt @MatthewCappucci Bill Gates just told me he’s sending a tornado to your house. You’re on the right path

[Cal @calscrushers05]

@MisterBaseball0 disappointed in the omission of ground rule double

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

The baseball is happy to endure an unimaginable agony, for he has no reason to exist but to suffer. A strike ball is a rejected failure whose life meant nothing, but a ball smashed into the stratosphere is celebrated, his sacrifice remembered forever.

[katie @middleinfield]

when the mlb radio broadcast cuts out and there’s no ads between innings so i’m just alone peacefully with my thoughts

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

JUST IN:

MLB announces that the 2026 season will never end. 1000 years of baseball

[Mr. Baseball @MisterBaseball0]

Baseball is here. Baseball is inside your home. Baseball is beneath your skin. Can you feel it?

[Anthony Bourdain @Bourdain]

I am “continuing to monitor the situation”.

[Cal @calscrushers05]

@DropSiteNews Any word on how Com. Karami acquired the world’s longest hat?

[Cal @calscrushers05]

@kenbone18 @Kash_Patel You make me proud to be a Boner 🫡

[Nature Unedited @NatureUnedited]

Studies show that watching a beaver eat cabbage lowers stress by 17%

[Dick Wittle @DickWittle]

@realwifiwillie Mark Davis looks like the brother Jon Gruden had to save from a bad house fire.