Callum Martin

Films. Music. Football. ~ Budding Location Scout/Producer ~ Don't let the bastards grind you down. What I'm out for is a good time. All the rest is propaganda.

[Callum Martin @calsmartin]

‘Rock and roll football’ at @wwfcofficial can’t even get a pint at halftime 😂 #tinpot

[Callum Martin @calsmartin]

@NorwichCityFC Refund is necessary after that abysmal embarrassing effort

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@Everymancinema @fordybo @APlender how about now?

[Paddy Davitt @paddyjdavitt]

Loving this pic @paulhc64 #ncfc Dorrans match-winner

[Callum Martin @calsmartin]

@NYCanaries in New York until Sunday when's the yellows social!?!?!?

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Replace #DiCaprio's son with an #Oscar in #TheRevenant and those are basically the lengths he'd go to win that award

[Callum Martin @calsmartin]

"Terry I'm going to the unit truck could be a while."

"Cal it's Friday afternoon I don't care if you go down on a Chinese boy for 3 hours"

[Callum Martin @calsmartin]

Awaiting the day when, in hindsight, #drawneyebrows become a terrible faux pas along with mullets and flares #creepy #birds

[Callum Martin @calsmartin]

Charlie Brooker nailing it as always #2015Wipe

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@TelePolitics @12kill_will

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@bellslittleones can I come 🙂

[Callum Martin @calsmartin]

Wifi on the underground FUCK YES

[Callum Martin @calsmartin]

@bellslittleones 😂😂

[Norwich City FC @NorwichCityFC]

BACK TO THE FUTURE | From 1985 to 2015, as #ncfc went #BackToTheFuture at @wembleystadium. Were you there for both?

[Callum Martin @calsmartin]

12 solid days of curry and still absolutely loving it #IndianFood #Bollywood

[Callum Martin @calsmartin]

Acted in my first Bollywood feature today #BucketListNumber394718 😂😂😂 catch it next summer #Housefull3

[Callum Martin @calsmartin]

Don't allow #TfL to push their extorionate prices on LDN. Let @TfL know riders and drivers come first #UbermovesLDN https://t.co/RLYyP7yWhj

[Callum Martin @calsmartin]

@SophieLane1 when's mine and @EddyTye s pj party

[Callum Martin @calsmartin]

Yes we would David... #PigGate #Hameron http://t.co/C6bUfn1fHk