Calum Pattrick

[Steven White @MiddleRelief]

SHE’S PUTTING CHILDREN IN A CHOCOLATE FACTORY AND THEY’RE COMING OUT BLUEBERRIES

[Octavio Medina @octavio_medina]

Portugal sharing the boat with Qatar and North Korea

[ArtButMakeItSports @ArtButSports]

Carnival Scene, by Giandomenico Tiepolo, 1754-55, 📸 via @TheEuropeanLad

[Hugh Brechin @HughRBrechin]

hard not to respect the England players for their determination not to give Rishi Sunak the glimmer of a national feelgood factor

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

Lmao. This bullshit AI-written article from the Daily Mail is taking Natalie Portman’s lyrics from her SNL song as fact

[René 🟥🚩🇵🇸 @rcmoya84]

This is a painfully funny one-two punch in the Financial Times

[Sim Crowther 🏂🇺🇦🇫🇷🇨🇭🇦🇹🇮🇹 @CrowtherSim]

You don't need any other stats.

[Heaton Stannington FC @Heatonstan]

True .. game off.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Pirate union rep: what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights?
Pirate: More parity!
Pirate union rep: [squawking] what would you like to see in terms of pirate rights?

[Nooruddean @BeardedGenius]

▪️ I'm a bitch
▪️ I'm a lover
▪️ I'm a child
▪️ I'm a mother
▪️ I'm a sinner
▪️ I'm a saint

I do not feel ashamed

Who’s with me?

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Welcome to Feng Shui Club, and I'm very happy to accept the position of the chair.

[Moose Allain Ꙭ @MooseAllain]

Affluent

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Elsevier is losing editors

[Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov]

What a massive series of coincidences

[Dani Hill @IndyOnSkye]

The Dunblane massacre was 27yrs ago today. 17 people were gunned down in a wee, Scottish school. There was a ban on handguns and the population reacted positively. One person didnae. A journalist, who wrote, “Nanny is confiscating their toys.” He was made a PM. #BorisJohnson 😤🫠