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Founder of Remi - an Artificial Intelligence Research Firm.

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@MichaelWarbur17 The family who now rent the house: Fuck! how do they keep getting in each year?

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People may say I eat too many Weetbix
But I can't hear them over the satisfying crunch of my 16th Weetbix of the day.

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@ClydeRathbone Note to self: implement a rule where I only engage with Rathbone's mind bending tweets when appropriately caffeinated.

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I'll watch a compilation of Stanley Tucci in Easy A from time to time.

Just a scooch of the Tooch, to lift my spirits.

An amuse-Tooch, if you will.

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Generic drama-filled scene in show/movie:

"I didn't think (insert outlier that eventuated)."
"You didn't think."

Total annihilation. Weak-willed witnesses throw up in garbage bin. If it is the protagonist who has been chastised, their partner immediately breaks up with them.

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@guardian your Morning Mail could use some editing...

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@smh are you somehow coordinating your ad placement in Microsoft Word? This is a tad hard to read.

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"We're all adults" is such a versatile statement.

Can either mean "we can all calmly talk about the (insert super strange thing) that happened" or "we can all simply act like (insert super strange thing) never happened."

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Ben Roberts-Smith: That'll teach them.
Lawyer: no..no.. we really should have spent more time defining key legal terms before we started this endeavour.

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Chatting with your 4-year-old niece is a little like being an over-produced late night host. You, with the inside knowledge from their parents, happen to ask the perfect question that lets them tell a wild story.

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@Peter_Fitz "And for the love of god please reply quickly, I'm up to my shins already!"

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Studying today. Concurrently watching neighbours bring numerous bongo drums into the house and more and more people are arriving.

One assumes study conditions will deteriorate shortly.

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You ever bite into a toasted sandwich and immediately get up to get the second one started so there's the smallest gap between sandwiches?

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Getting six stitches in your hand after a tuna tin recycling mishap is one way to get a cool scar with a wildly uncool origin.

[Liam Cochrane @Liam_Cochrane]

Classic. As part of a long-running review of ABC pay conditions, I've been asked whether I worked 8.5 hour days during the Thai cave rescue.

Deep breaths & try not to be insulted, as I enter a 3rd round of providing "evidence" to ABC that foreign correspondents don't work 9-5.

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@GarminFitness Hey, got through to support eventually. They were exceptionally helpful.

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@GarminFitness My Fenix 6 leaked battery acid on my arm this morning, skin red and blistered at point of contact. Been on hold for 30 minutes and no chat functionality available on your site. What should I do?

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@StravaSupport can I turn these notifications off? I don't find them interesting.

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Seems absurd that we evolved with tongues that can't reach all corners of our mouths.

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It irks me that the plural of axis is axes. I get it. I just don't appreciate it.