Calvin Laverty

Helping send Elon back to Mars.

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

If you don't like the Iron Giant, I don't like you.

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

@Rachelmenscream Bought the study books and studied for two months before it. Probably the hardest part was the vocab, but it sounds like you’re way more prepared than I was! You got this!

[zoof @zoof]

if this isn't how my wife and i are then i don't want one

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

Bob Ross is my role model.

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

Choosing how much you spend on Life insurance is really insteresting. Am I worth 5x my salary? 2x? Only $5? Idk man.

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

I have $5

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

This is why all the code I wrote in college was better.Thanks @xkcdComic

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

Me eating chicken nuggets while the thunder and lighting has me all cozied up in my blanket rn

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

Every weekend my sisters and I go over to have coffee with my neighbors and catch up, but this morning I got this 😭😭😭

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

@sydnaay1 At least 5 times! Each time was a different thought, but now I agree and accept your motto as my own.

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

Putting together Ikea furniture is like grown up Legos

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

Judging by the amount of couples, that the only thing better than a Target or Costco date is an Ikea date.

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

Me: *moves to Denver stoked to experience all of the seasons*
Also me: *uh... yeah every season but wiNTER IN MAY WTF*

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

My girl 😍😍😍

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

#Dedicated Out Now
https://t.co/GKOenw4P4C

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

Tbh I just have a huge crush on her so here’s a throwback

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

#BringBackCarlyRaeJepsen

[Carly Rae Jepsen @carlyraejepsen]

"Too Much" out now 🎊 https://t.co/3tp3gb3aFj

Pre-order #Dedicated: https://t.co/9OsbkxQ0KZ

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

M.S. in Computer Science btw

[Calvin Laverty @calvin_laverty]

I taught my mom how to like texts and now instead of responding, she just likes them. I miss all of her “love you, see you soon!” Texts 😔