cj.

[cj. @calvinkooledge]

all these fish in the sea yet the clownfish come to me.

[cj. @calvinkooledge]

are they not underwater already?

[Sponge ! ⛓️🪚👱 era @SussedSponge]

Remember when cartoon YouTubers used this scene to say that Patrick was a pure evil manipulator who pretends to be dumb

[autist @litteralyme0]

3am 3am
in 2016 in 2026

[‏۟ @BLUNTHOVEN]

the answer is a nationwide strike but niggas not bout that.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Trump is seeking to pay for his new $1.5 trillion military budget by cutting the following:

$510 million - Grants for farmers and agricultural research
$82 million - Loans for rural small businesses (Fully eliminated)
$61 million - Support for farmers and food markets (Fully eliminated)
$240 million - School meals and food education for children abroad (Fully eliminated)
$659 million - Community building grants
$47 million - Support for minority-owned businesses (Fully eliminated)
$449 million - Economic development grants for communities
$1.6 billion - Weather forecasting, fisheries, and coastal protection (NOAA)
$993 million - Scientific research and technology standards
$150 million - Support for American exports and trade
$2.2 billion - Broadband and internet access programs
$8.5 billion - Funding for public schools
$1.5 billion - Vocational training and adult education (Fully eliminated)
$2.7 billion - College access and higher education support
$15.2 billion - Roads, bridges, and infrastructure projects
$1.1 billion - Home energy efficiency and clean energy programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.1 billion - Scientific research funding
$386 million - Environmental cleanup programs
$150 million - Cutting-edge clean energy research
$4 billion - Help paying home heating and cooling bills for low-income families (Fully eliminated)
$768 million - Refugee resettlement assistance
$819 million - Care and shelter for migrant children
$775 million - Local anti-poverty programs (Fully eliminated)
$5 billion - Public health programs, mental health services, and disease prevention
$5 billion - Medical research (NIH)
$129 million - Healthcare quality and safety research
$356 million - Emergency preparedness and disaster response
$1.3 billion - FEMA community disaster preparedness grants
$707 million - Cybersecurity protection for critical infrastructure
$52 million - Airport and transportation security
$40 million - Protection against chemical and biological weapons threats
$53 million - Funding for homeland security operations
$3.3 billion - Community development block grants for local neighborhoods (Fully eliminated)
$1.3 billion - Affordable housing construction grants (Fully eliminated)
$393 million - Programs to reduce homelessness
$529 million - Housing assistance for people living with HIV/AIDS (Fully eliminated)
$489 million - Housing and services for Native American communities
$50 million - Grants to help communities build more housing (Fully eliminated)
$60 million - Enforcement of fair housing and anti-discrimination laws
$58 million - Homebuyer and renter counseling services (Fully eliminated)
$45 million - Renewable energy development programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.7 billion - Grants for local law enforcement and public safety
$20 million - Civil rights mediation and legal access programs (Fully eliminated)
$1.6 billion - Job training for at-risk youth (Fully eliminated)
$395 million - Jobs program for low-income seniors (Fully eliminated)
$234 million - Worker safety and labor protection programs
$101 million - Enforcement of equal pay and workplace anti-discrimination laws
$46 million - Programs to combat child labor and forced labor abroad
$2 billion - International humanitarian aid
$1.2 billion - Food aid for hungry families abroad (Fully eliminated)
$4.3 billion - Global health and disease prevention programs
$2.7 billion - Funding for the United Nations and international partnerships
$642 million - International economic and treasury programs
$315 million - Democracy and anti-corruption programs abroad
$486 million - Grants for public transit projects
$4.2 billion - Electric vehicle charging infrastructure
$372 million - Airline service for rural and small communities
$145 million - Grants for sustainable and equitable infrastructure
$204 million - Loans and investment for underserved communities
$1.4 billion - IRS taxpayer services and enforcement
$100 million - Air pollution monitoring and reduction programs (Fully eliminated)
$1 billion - EPA grants to states for environmental protection
$2.5 billion - Clean drinking water and wastewater infrastructure funds
$90 million - Grants to reduce diesel pollution (Fully eliminated)
$3.4 billion - NASA space and earth science research
$297 million - NASA technology innovation programs
$1.1 billion - International Space Station operations
$143 million - STEM education programs
$309 million - Small business development and entrepreneurship programs
$170 million - Small Business Administration operations
$158 million - Loans for small businesses

[Nicky Rudd @nickyruddx]

Democrats are gonna have an absolute field day with this.

Have fun with impeachment.

You brought it on yourself.

[Sara McGee for Texas HD 132 @SaraForTexLege]

It is an absolutely insane thing for the president of the United States to say that we can’t take care of our own citizens because we have to go be the world oil police.

I’m so done.

Public tax dollars should fund PUBLIC services for PUBLIC citizens. PERIOD.

[𝙲𝚘𝚠 𝙶𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝙺𝚒𝚜𝚜𝚎𝚛 @CowGirlKisser]

The Andrew Jackson painting in Trump's office:

[Mid Thirties Manhattan Guy @Mid30sManhattan]

Loses 100 lbs on ozempic and all of the sudden there’s zero photo evidence she existed for the last 8 years

[LLONER 🦅🪐 @eyojoel77]

It’s a nigga somewhere right now saving up for valetines day not knowing his girl going

[Perré Aye @PerreAye]

@_AllEyezOnZee Light skin nigga with a bad bitch with a fat ass you definitely finna have to fight a few niggas

[Dashawn J🎨🕴️ @_DashawnJ_]

Ngl, this is one of the best debut R&B albums ever. This album ain’t got no skips.

[Tuna Art !Art Comms Open RN! @BigEyedTuna]

Gary I had that dream again #spongebob

[lain @lainlays]

friends can slip it in platonically idgaf

[cj. @calvinkooledge]

mama want her son back and I just want the sun back

[☔ @Whotfismick]

💯

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

I'm kind of an absent friend like i will love you with my whole heart and go out of my way to give you any help you need but I tend to live in my own world and suck at keeping up communication and I'm really sorry to anyone who takes that personally.

[cj. @calvinkooledge]

no reward for the real we don’t get plaques

[cj. @calvinkooledge]

missin omgpop right now