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i am SICK of my professor confusing me with the only other black guy in my class

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I miss her

[wint @dril]

"horny" has killed more people than all the volcanos on earth combined

[Riah 🦋 @babymamari]

All I wanted was a back rub & now I'm pregnant

[wint @dril]

much of bliged

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me potentially bombing my geography midterm but pretending everything is fine

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me: *throws my hands up in the air sometimes*

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@Tar_Ughh I miss you ❤️

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me having a mental breakdown

[Rubén @xoxorubenangel]

Grimes: dkqneochnepqduxxwjql

Me: AHDPQHXJWJWNSLMXLP

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@LowkeyEsteban it's too bad her name didn't rhyme with revere

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@annieisanoob @LowkeyEsteban i was Ben Franklin

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did anyone else have to do that play about the American Revolution in like the 5th grade? honestly that "1 lump or 2" song was a banger

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honestly i still have ptsd from that episode of degrassi where jt got stabbed

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@KuyaArvinn not to expose anyone but the one on sierra highway

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@KuyaArvinn i ate a mcgriddle once and it gave me blast ass

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weather: *is over 75 degrees*
me:

[kaguya redemption arc @noreahs]

me looking @ the 0 notifications im receiving cause i've isolated myself & ruined all my relationships with my friends, family, and partners

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@BrianasNicoles i'm ok. I'm the Michelle Williams to your Beyoncé. Like yeah I'm beautiful but you're Beyoncé