Calvin Paperwala

Artist. Filmmaker. Dreamer. Duck enthusiast. Professional biryani taster. Pathological liar.

[PFA @PFA]

Bruno Fernandes is the PFA Players’ Player of the Year 🏆

Voted for by the players.

[Trung Phan @TrungTPhan]

“Let me get this straight, you’re lending billions with cheese as collateral?”

“Not cheese. Parmesan. Parmigiano-Reggiano to be precise.“

“So, you finance this by packaging the Parmesan loans into Parmesan CDO A, which has part of Parmesan CDO B and both get put into Parmesan CDO C?”

“Yeah. The original loans are backed by wheels of Parmesan. Minimum age of 12 months. Some are 24 months. 36 months. 48 month. Hell, up to 120 months. Delicious. Millions of wheels. But Parmesan CDO C is a synthetic Parmesan CDO. A CDO of Parmesan CDOs. Parmesan Squared if you will.”

“What if it gets too hot in the summer and the wheels of Parmesan melt?”

“We’ll sell Parmesan credit default swaps.”

“C’mon! How much bigger is the market for Parmesan-backed sythentic loan and CDS products than actual edible real-life Parmesan that I can grate on top of my homemade spaghetti bolognese tonight?”

“At least 10,000x.”

“Ok, let’s say we have an underlying pool of $10 million in Parmesan wheels. How much money could be out there betting on your synthetic Parmesan financial products?”

“Probably $100 billion.”

“That is fucking crazy.”

“No, it’s awesome.”

[Román @Zmei_Hhsss]

A guy told me one time "don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the heat around the corner"

[ESPN FC @ESPNFC]

Lamine Yamal's little brother celebrating Spain's third goal in the stands 🤣

[FIFA World Cup @FIFAWorldCup]

Matheus Cunha! 💪

#FIFAWorldCup

[Premier League @premierleague]

In a league of his own.

Bruno Fernandes breaks the record for the most assists in a Premier League season!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

No-one does it like him.

Bruno Fernandes is the Premier League Player of the Year 🤩❤️

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

Goalscorer.
Assist provider.
Award winner.

Presenting @TheOfficialFWA Footballer of the Year for 2025/26: @B_Fernandes8! 🏆❤️

[𝐅𝐚𝐧 𝟏𝟎 @Cunha__utd]

What is this edit 😭😭😭

[Kieran Maguire @KieranMaguire]

The FIFA Peace Prize winner speaks…

[NASA @NASA]

This view just hits different 🌍

@Astro_Christina and @astro_reid take a moment to look back at Earth as they continue deep into space toward the Moon.

[Calvin Paperwala @calvinx16]

Amad back for the second leg against Bilbao?

[DAZN Football @DAZNFootball]

The duality of a Manchester United fan! WHAT A GAME!!

[Manchester United @ManUtd]

This football club.

[nathan fielder @nathanfielder]

Okay, here is the official trailer for the new season of The Rehearsal

[Calvin Paperwala @calvinx16]

Most people from 800 BC would be proud of motion pictures in general I reckon

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Universal exec says Christopher Nolan’s #TheOdyssey will be a ‘cinematic masterpiece that Homer himself would quite likely be proud of’

[Calvin Paperwala @calvinx16]

@screentime I hope to one day see the return of @PSM3_Magazine as well 🥲 @DanDawkins