bpd girlfriend waving a knife at me from across the kitchen screaming about how I'm on a CIA mission to fuck her sister while I'm cowering on the top of the fridge trying to throw xanax into her open mouth like a carnival game
me: *plays literally any dm song on spotify*
spotify queue:
*Dragged into The Sunlight sample woman voice*
"You're a bunch of inhuman living bastards and bitches, and you're going to get your asses nuked in the end"
*riff*