Uncle Scam

Why aren't you at Sharky's? I hope you like me. #DivaCam

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Playing a little basketball with the boys tonight!

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Long week of work. Cubs lost a close one. Guess I'll go out for a beer or two!

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Had a great night out with the boys. Gotta get some rest. Cubs home opener tomorrow!

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Absolutely I graduated today. It's false that any of you showed up though.

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Absolutely we had 5 kegs yesterday.

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But seriously, is everyone coming to my grad party? Please RSVP quickly

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MLKegs is only a few weeks away. I should start buying kegs and solo cups now before they're all sold out!

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Do I have the hardest finals at UNI? Absolutely.

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Powers is being a douche bag and won't do my homework for me.

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I'm thankful for kegs. Sharkey's. Jokers. Suds. And all of my friends that try and party as hard as I do.

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Can't believe Luke wore plaid too. I called plaid for tonight. I'm so upset.

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I didn't win homecoming king in high school, so I'm never going to vote for anything because its all stupid.

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Daykeg in 3 months.

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Homecoming is my favorite holiday.

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#Homecoming

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Kareokee; absolutely. #socollege

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#SingleDudeProblems

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Wasted Wednesday. Gotta live it up while you can!

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If we don't get a W tonight nobody gets to go to spaghetti wednesday.

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We have a softball game today. No way I make an error. I never do.