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imagine caring about politics?

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these refs have been trying v hard to get miami in the finals

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i haven’t thought about covid in a year and now i gotta hear horford is benched game 1 of the ecf because of it!? bonkers

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@SamIncardoneJr @celtics you’re telling me refs don’t usually change their mind mid play and call the whole game back? wild

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my dad just said and i quote (talking about grocery store rotisserie chickens) “they have to be moist, i like them moist. not dry, they need to almost be wet” dude, don’t-don’t say that again to me.

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@_tarynnitup bill is a supervillain

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im only calling barbershops a “hair cuttery” from now on. if you hear me say anything else, call me out.

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morning dog smell is real and i love it

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i find it somewhat interesting that no players in the masters have tattoos #conspiracy?

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If $SHOP drops below $600 tomorrow I will run a $1K giveaway to one lucky person who Retweets this.

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i’m a slut for a murder mystery movie (obv adam sandler has the best one)

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you know people who post a pic/story of their work everyday are a) awful workers and b) not gonna be there long

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warm weather coming which means it’s almost taking shrooms and terrifyingly staring into the mirror time

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@TEBball3 unfortunately i love it

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@TedGeorge00

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my twitter is all edm shit now cause i thought one girl posted up in rave clothes was hot, please fix

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@tess21miller no you got it, don’t know what mochi is but i’m gonna eat it, thanks tess

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just found out about sardines, this is gonna be a good kick i can feel and smell it. anybody got any other debatable foods for me to try that i’ll inevitably go on a kick with? no? cool.

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the self checkout line is meant for theft i will let everyone cut me until im not next to the cashier-helper

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holy shit i thought this was stephen hawking casually posting that’s he’s like good and standing, i don’t really care but that was a wild 45 seconds