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Impromptu charcuterie at my best, black metal and coffee at my worst. Also somehow a PhD candidate in American Environmental Literature.

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That was our only success in this world of failure, the fact that we had lived through another day.

-Miss Macintosh, My Darling

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@DepartureJay The digression on water in Ithaca beginning with:

“What in water did Bloom, waterlover, drawer of water, watercarrier, returning to the range, admire?

Its universality: its democratic equality and constancy to its nature in seeking its own level…”

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@thethoughtofth1 I’ve become very upset with underlining strategies like in the fourth picture…why not just box all that text and maybe highlight within the box instead of underlining every sentence?

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@Maurice43565305 @aufgehenderRest Ah yes the genius reductionist, cuntfusion hath fucked a masterpiece. Keep die unintelligenten retten Mr. Hegel man

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watching the Thin Blue Line crowd vote for the felon and the ACAB crowd vote for the cop

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@CrunchyLipids Agreed, had a few of them while down in Uruguay 😋

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I would rather face a saltwater crocodile on Florida meth in the fucking trash compactor from A New Hope than my resume.

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Every day that passes this book becomes more relevant

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Do these automatons realize substituting technical and professional responsibility for a lack a personality is exactly what the state wants

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@lilbubbychild Yup her generation calls em their ‘partner’ and one mornin when she tomfooleried me with this chicanery I chuckled into my brubbery butter biscuit and said well darlin this can be the Wild West if we want it to, and we all know he ain’t no sheriff

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@PunchingCat -Ducks, Newburyport

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@damiankelleher Every red flag imaginable, good picks

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This account so far has failed to bewilder my trad girlfriend into locking me up in an asylum so I’m picking up Hegel

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Feliz navidad, so which one is it—motorcycle gang or crypto bro?

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You can even hear him saying it

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@sorrymompunk Půnk af

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@sorrymompunk Hey Juno, we could help you out if you need (this is Cam, Josh’s friend) let me know if you still need an opener!

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@TheUntranslated Jaws is 1974 lad

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@Holy_Caligula Deathspell Omega (an actual red flag) would like a word