Cam Deaver

I write/edit/act/direct/produce/teach/
critique/consult on words and stories. Always looking for collaborations. Let's do it.

Wouldn't be here w/o my wife.

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@marceelias So, their work is to PILFer?

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@sclinton60 @thejackhopkins The equation works both ways.

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@adamcarolla What happened to your brain, Adam?

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@annamlulis Good for him. But if you think this is somehow unusual or uniquely praiseworthy, you should get out more and spend time around a different population of fathers. This is bare-ass minimim, bar-ten-feet-underground, don't-be-a-psychopathic-ass behavior for a parent.

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@thecommonloreca @JonathanCohn When was she in Germany illegally?

[Thomas Massie @RepThomasMassie]

Within hours of the Epstein file release,

a superPAC funded by Israel-first billionaires Miriam Adelson, Paul Singer, and John Paulson, who himself appears in Epstein’s black book,

bought another $800,000 of TV ads against me.

I’ll still win, but if I lose, it was worth it.

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@TheFigen_ https://t.co/rqThh6H8OW

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@UFWupdates Got a video/info about cilantro? Idike to share it.

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@Acyn But he said it with confidence... That's all it takes, right?

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@BasedMikeLee Bullshit. Resign, as you promised to do.

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@Jakesnewvoices I know the feeling...

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@SpencerHakimian Any president of any party at any time would have done Operation Warpspeed. Donald doesn't deserve anything for doing the bare-ass minimum, especially since he screwed up almost everything else.

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@joerogan @beardyman Hey, numbnuts, it's not true. Take literally 30 seconds to verify. Shit like this post is why we can't have nice things in this country.

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@RpsAgainstTrump She's adjusting her glasses. It *must* be alarming...

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@Adobe @creativecloud
First-world problem #2,577,369:

For an app that's 30+ years old and is used so widely in the world, it's mindboggling that Adobe Acrobat is so unstable, clunky, and inefficient in the features it claims to offer and so lacking in features it should have.

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Been trying to get results from @Labcorp. No reply. No way to contact anyone. It's absurd. I'm a cancer survivor with a kidney transplant, so I'm stuck on adjusting my meds w/o results. This is why I've been complaining to @BlueShieldCA. So far, they were a bad choice by @CalPERS

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@howardlutnick They don't pay us a tariff, radish brain.

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@JDVance There is no "invasion", you absolute potato.

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@StephenM You mean people with half a brain and half a heart who don't want to vote for a pile of absolute bullshit, lies, and inhumanity?

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@charliekirk11 Please come back to reality. There are resources to help do so.