King Zora

aspiring goblin

[King Zora @camdogfish]

Thinking about giving myself AI psychosis just to fit in

[King Zora @camdogfish]

@billybrizzle420 what are your thoughts on Rush

[King Zora @camdogfish]

I'd probably be better at my job if I didn't go on twitter during all calls

[King Zora @camdogfish]

The Air Fryer is the Rice Cooker but for Potatoes. I finally understand.

[King Zora @camdogfish]

Guy at the grocery store buying just two pounds of bulk peanuts, in his own mesh bag. Massive respect, this man gets it.

[anna @moonbeeaam]

I have an unsubstantiated theory that when people nowadays talk about cortisol and serotonin, it is just as unscientific as when people used to talk about the four humours

[King Zora @camdogfish]

Tarp water and a hospital overnight would heal me right now

[King Zora @camdogfish]

Never fully appreciated by the chat, but this is the image for my cycling group chat for the last few years. I hate that we're already going to be nostalgic for worse and weirder AI bullshit

[King Zora @camdogfish]

The Seal Cave, The Bear Den, The Sky Dungeon (apartments me and my friends had in our 20s)

[david c. porter (read NTTN) @toomuchistrue]

it's so cool when a guy lives in a total shithole apartment, i'm talking like, drafty as fuck rats in the walls faucets leaking weird mineral smell no hot water since last november type shit, and he calls it like "The Inner Sanctum" or "The Chambers of Zeus"

[skeletonheads @skeletonheads]

Hiring this guy to play this riff as they lower my casket into the ground

[Charlie Ledger @CharlieLedgerX]

Nobody is doing it like me because this is probably not the right way to do it

[King Zora @camdogfish]

The Spirit of Gravel

[King Zora @camdogfish]

@KarmSumal Absolutely fuck off with this

[King Zora @camdogfish]

We got an airbnb on the Sunshine Coast and Moby has been exposed to what I can only imagine feels like HyperFetch. He is extraordinarily addicted.

[bayo @bayobayobay0]

Watch Bladee outsmart this predator with a 500 IQ move

[King Zora @camdogfish]

Scratching the surface of British Columbia, places like Texada Island and Clinton, is a wild reminder there is so much to see and explore and live and do and I spend most of my life working at Deloitte

[Ali @haramcart]

Happy fathers day. Here's my dad making fun of me scrolling twitter last year

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

The Funeral by Band of Horses. That’s genuinely what 2006 felt like (if you were white)

[Alex Sason @cleavedassunder]

I love my dog so much that sometimes I catch myself typing his name into google because I want to know more about him

[Gad Saad @GadSaad]

Following a very difficult meeting with my accountant, I just found out how much it is going to cost me in terms of an "exit tax" to leave Quebec and Canada. No human being in a free society should have their hard-earned money stolen in this manner. I'm genuinely numb. I'm speechless.