During WW II, a man was arrested in London for calling Winston Churchill, the then PM of UK, a fool.
The next day in the House of Commons, the opposition members were ready to roast the government for this. "Are we living in a police state", they shouted, "Where we cannot call the PM a fool"?
Churchill's reply was disarming, “The man was not arrested for calling the Prime Minister a fool", he said, "but for letting out a State Secret at a time of war".
I stayed at the Ritz hotel in London, and took a card from a phone box on Oxford st, offering sordid sex and other pleasures.
Back at the hotel, I rang the number.
A lady with a silky voice asked if she could be of any help.
I said, "I'd like a blow job, a straight shag, then doggie style, mild bondage, a few minutes of anal, and finish off with a tit wank, is that ok?
"The lady replied, "Sounds like fun, sir, but you might like to dial 9 for an outside line!!..