Cam Johnson

I would be extremely bored if I weren't around.

[Cam Johnson @cameron823]

@Maya_X_0 Methuselah

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@DiscussingFilm Yea. Why the hell WAS Maggie in the front seat?

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@histories_arch Dude in a wheelchair helped pull them out of the mud. Way to bury the lede.

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@thomasp02464282 @sw_holocron @movieweb Cassian Andor is arguably one of the most important members of the rebellion. His growth from cynical opportunist in Andor to sacrificial hero in Rogue One is legendary. And the way he barely even learned about the Death Star plans is just a chefs kiss.

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@ZeldaUniverse It’s a legend

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@OpieRadio When did Opie start looking like Dollar General Gandalf?

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@elonmusk Prohibition. All the lost tax revenue from outlawing booze had to come from somewhere. Once prohibition was abolished, the federal income tax remained in place.

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@MdBreathe @SecKennedy I’m sorry, but you didn’t vote for RFK.

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@elonmusk Twitter 3 weeks ago

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@SebastianComedy Watching your Netflix specials on mute with no subtitles.

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@DiscussingFilm It unofficially ended when they were still in the prison.

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@marina0swald Other dude kept it classy with the early 60’s JFK costume. Later variations are in poor taste.

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@DannyVegito I’d like an ant man movie whose steering wheel doesn’t fly out the theatre.

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@rosannecash Just like any good business, Cash is King

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@KingAmiyahScott #prem&mature

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@elonmusk I’ve been practicing alone in my bedroom for these dark times since I was 13.

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@DannyDeraney @Crosbydoggy Ryman is 3yo today

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@paulrust Start the clock!!

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@RepMTG Protecting your children from disinformation spewing conspiracy theorists is not a hate crime. It’s being a good parent.

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⁦@natebargatze⁩ I’ll be shocked if we don’t touch that dead horse today. https://t.co/YEEgOUTMRW