cameron

#49ers #athletics

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

I mentioned that my garage door was making a sound.

An American immediately said, "I got a guy."

He did not ask what the sound was. He did not ask what kind of door. He produced a guy on the basis of the word garage.

I asked who the guy was.

He said, "Just a guy."

He did not have a company name. He had a first name and a phone number in his phone saved as "Mike Garage."

That is the contact name. Mike Garage. As though Garage is his surname. As though there is a family.

I asked how he found this guy.

"My brother-in-law used him."

I asked if the brother-in-law was satisfied.

He thought about it. Then he said, "He's still standing."

The house is still standing. That is the entire review.

Inside I said: THEY DO NOT KEEP RECORDS. THEY KEEP LOYALTIES.

I called Mike Garage. He answered from inside a vehicle. There was wind. He said he could come Tuesday between eleven and four.

Between eleven and four. A window of five hours. In my country this would be a scandal. Here it is generous. He gave me a window at all. Some guys do not give you a window. Some guys say "Tuesday" and that is the whole appointment.

He came at 1:40.

He fixed it in twenty minutes. He charged me less than I expected and he did not take a card, only cash or an app I had never heard of.

Before leaving he looked at my water heater, which I had not mentioned, and said, "That's gonna go."

I asked when.

"Couple years."

I asked what I should do.

He said, "I'll give you a guy."

He gave me a guy. Mike Garage has a guy. The guy has a guy. There is a network beneath this country made entirely of men named after their function, and none of them advertise, and all of them are busy.

Inside I said: THERE IS A SECOND NATION HERE. IT HAS NO SIGNS. IT IS ENTERED ONLY BY INTRODUCTION.

I have been given four guys since.

I have a guy for trees.

I did not know I needed a guy for trees.

I have trees now, apparently. They are my responsibility. A man named Rick told me so and then left.

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

I’m sick to my stomach…

This is going to prevent so many women and people of color from getting cheap groceries.

[Eli @TLawClears]

The Dodgers are hiding Hamas in their clubhouse @Israel

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

We’re going to bring this heroic young man, and his family, into the White House with, perhaps, the boy he saved, to give him a High Civilian Honor. Very brave, he deserves it! President DONALD J. TRUMP

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Ochocinco breaking down the athletic failures of a 65 year old man who was trucked by a bison. No other website like it

[Mad Mozza @MadMozzaa]

It's insane how hype Conor McGregor can get you in just mere seconds man, i missed this.

[USMNT Only @usmntonly]

Embarrassing.

[cameron @cameron925_]

The last of the strong from the weekend. #pregame #teamusa

[willo2 @willo2_Poly]

1 month ago, Polymarket scammed me for $500K, with 1,868 traders losing a total of $6.5M.

Now we're taking Polymarket to court.

[Sean Fitzgerald (Actual Justice Warrior) @IamSean90]

If this gets approved while Mamdani is actively blocking Americs's 250th celebration that tells you all you need to know

[cameron @cameron925_]

@GhostOfStoneyX2 Congrats brother 😎

[Show Me the Money Podcast @showmethepod]

Waiter: you wanna box for your left overs?

Me:

[Stoney Bitson @GhostOfStoneyX2]

Finished this 900 footer today.

Stay humble, sling rocks, stack sats.

[Eastern Bloc Visuals @eastblocvisuals]

Karakum Desert, Turkmen SSR, 1987.

[liam @liamdahgoat]

No doctor can ever do this,only Messi can 😅

[dpgp @dpgp00]

Para mi esta foto es insuperable.

[Rob Schneider 🇺🇸 @RobSchneider]

I will pay the fines for any @MLB Christian player who wears a Bible verse on their uniform.
@MLB is ANTI-CHRISTIAN

[GFed @GfedGoCrazy]

We storm them like the beaches of Normandy

[U.S. Air Force @usairforce]

The roar of a B-1B Lancer assigned to the 7th Bomb Wing, Dyess Air Force Base, Texas, over Washington, D.C., tonight. 🇺🇸

As America approaches its #Freedom250 anniversary, military flyovers remain a powerful tradition—honoring the past, celebrating the present and inspiring future generations.

#UFCWhiteHouse