Cameron

don't talk to me till I've had my coffee//adulting//monday's am I right//slytherin//girlboss

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

On long road trips, my girlfriend loves to call all of her friends. It’s great, it’s just like a podcast, except I don’t care

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

Make sure to stick around for the post-credits scene in Anora! She teams up with Florence Pugh from Midsommar and the headless girl from Hereditary to form the artsy pretentious extended cinematic universe

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

@therealJanto Get out of my head

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

Nothing like asking your Uber driver a simple question, then he goes on a globalist conspiracy theory rant, and you check your phone and see you have 27 minutes left in the ride

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

This girl really said “LA’s just too much drama I need to get out for a bit”

[mia ⛧𖦹 ⋆｡°⛧ @antleraespa]

me after saying idc

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

We don’t talk enough about how “No Vacancy” the rival band from School of Rock, is an incredibly name for a band

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

Paul George - Fresno State

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

Girlfriend is out of town for the weekend you know what that means

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

Drink natural light and name where NBA players went to college

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

Zach Edey is a basketball terrorist

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

I have an alcohol problem. Every time I drink a lot of alcohol, I compliment every stranger I meet.

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

Take Me to Church shoulda been Take Me to the Hoop he tall as hell!

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

Greta Getwig messing with the wrong Bird she shoulda made a movie about Larry Bird she tall as hell !

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

Me and my sister when we decide it’s time to get trashed at the family function and start embarrassing ourselves

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

More people should know Will Smith’s name isn’t William, it’s Willard

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

@Zaso666 Good tweet

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

Yeah, sure Alec Baldwin killed someone, but he’s so damn funny in 30 Rock I think it evens out

[Cameron @cameronjsoliz]

Hasan haters we up

[The New Yorker @NewYorker]

For many of his fans, Hasan Minhaj has become an avatar for the power of representation in entertainment. Are the anecdotes he’s shared in his standup specials true? They were based on “emotional truth,” the comedian told @ClareMalone. https://t.co/gQzx0xnD7w