cameron

vibin’

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Juneteenth is henceforth considered a US holiday at Tesla & SpaceX

[katelyn @noitskatelyn]

me smiling at people under my mask thinking that they can see it

[𝑀𝑎𝑀𝑎 𝐵. @mskaybelle]

Do you know what 50 Cent did when he got hungry?

58.

Please don’t delete me.

[Michael Banks @Coach_MBanks24]

For whoever needs it this morning.

[Wes Lash❼ @wesley__1k]

My neighbor has a wife. Or a girlfriend. I’ve seen them kiss. Hold hands. All that.
During the day (when his girl is at work) I noticed another girl was coming over during the day. Didn’t think nothing of it at first. Minding my business.

[jon drake @DrakeGatsby]

British dudes get stabbed and be like “Hmm. Bit rude innit.”

[guelph @guwop]

Girls are like sorry for ruining your perception of love can we be friends again

[Paulie @PaulieYodice]

A nice little read for you selfish fucks

[danielle🪲 @bug_girl_babey]

College students:
- Don’t qualify for $1200 check if claimed as dependents
- Don’t qualify for $500 bc over 18
- Don’t get tuition refund
- Don’t get rent forgiveness for off-campus housing
- Don’t get to keep on-campus jobs
- Don’t get student loan forgiveness
- ?????

[Jen 🫶🏾 @FaveEngineerJen]

Due to Corona, we officially have three days of the week

1. Yesterday
2. Today
3. Tomorrow

[JeZeu$⚡️ @j_mendoza___]

Day 5 of quarantine with your family:

[ash @buttsandevans]

chris evans as sanitizers, a thread 👩🏻‍🔬🧪🦠

[Marty O @martoo14]

Update: Not all sports are cancelled

[JR @IsoJoeJR]

Day 2 without sports:

Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.

[Halfrican™ @boldjpg]

*Coronavirus trying to enter my body*

The Ginger Ale in my stomach: https://t.co/MXyEb9yvoP

[Will @subtweetg0d]

Me in the hospital with coronavirus after going on a world tour for $36.67