Bambino

[฿₳₮₮ⱠɆ ฿ɎⱤĐ @BattleByrd]

This weekend is someone's last weekend with 10 fingers...

[greg @gandalf_thegreg]

toddlers to people with deformities in the grocery store

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Gonna smoke a joint in here and pretend I'm Willem Dafoe becoming the Green Goblin

[Cxspxxr✘🧸 @_6signxxx]

SEE, I WAS IN THE TRENCHES

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

I bet doing coke with Billy mays was a blast.

You run out at 3 am and he just looks up at you smiling “but wait there’s more!” He whispers as he pulls out an oxyclean tub full of Columbian bambam.

[Bambino @Cameronrekrap]

@H3CZ @scump THE PHENOM

[Kivvy Cat! @KivvyCat]

Its so funny in hindsight that people were counting down the days of air when they got totally converted to paste in like 200 microseconds

[ya boy pablo sanchez @yaboypabIo]

ngl i was faded lmao

[Wakandantechsupport @SkylerB97]

How bad is the food in the UK to where Golden Corral is a revelation?

[k🎱 @crtfydyapper]

this world cup is the closest we’re gonna get to world peace

[suri @suricidal]

speaking of old nba tweets this is still the greatest

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

Not even kidding seeing foreigners discover the best that America has to offer has genuinely made me realize how much we take for granted in this country.

There’s nowhere else in the world where you can go tubing, watch Messi play, and eat Beaver Nuggets all in 24 hours.

[Michael Kasper @KasperStats]

i'm not kidding, the US travel/tourism board (whatever that is at a Federal level lol) should sponsor the rest of that German guy's trip through the US, dude is doing insanely good PR for the South

[MANIC 😕 @YaYaMANIC]

This is nothing. I took my kids to the cinema and bought them all a large popcorn each.

[Upstate Trash @Upstate_Trash]

The English are on here moaning about everything and making school shooting jokes, meanwhile this German dude is having the time of his life.